Today, I had to explain to my husband that it's biologically impossible for cats and dogs to cross-breed, and that his "brilliant idea" of getting ours to mate is just plain disturbing. He still doesn't believe me. FML
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Today, my husband and I found out that our dog was pregnant. He now refuses to have kids with me for at least two years, because he wants to raise the puppies without any "distractions". FML
Today, I had to explain to my 22-year-old boyfriend that mice do not grow up to be rats. FML
Today, I spent an hour explaining to a college student how you could have a baby and not be married. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I found out my cat and my roommate's dog are apparently lesbians who are into what is basically bestiality to us humans. Despite both being female (and fixed), his dog tried to hump my cat, and my cat didn't resist at all. Trying to get his dog off my cat took way more effort than it should have. FML
Today, after a long discussion, my dad still doesn't understand how evolution works, and thinks it's a myth that was debunked a long time ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching TV and there were penguins laying eggs. He said, "Penguins are mammals, they don't lay eggs." I replied, "Penguins are birds." We fought about it for ages until he realised that I was right, and has since stopped talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I spent 30 minutes listening to my grandmother telling us that my cat is a medium. My boyfriend is totally convinced. FML
Today, my cat was diagnosed with FIV, to which my in-laws said, "That's impossible!" Apparently, what is possible though is that aliens are stealing their pool water. FML
Today, I once again had to explain that my husband's vasectomy was because we really don't want children, and that, "but you can always adopt or try to undo the vasectomy" isn't an appropriate answer. FML
Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML
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Brightbulb 40
It's cat-dog in real life! Maybe you should show him the cartoon, then he will understand it's a dead and impossible concept.
nancy_rm 10
I fear for your cat and dog. Good luck with him OP.
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urinal_shitter 4
Let the man make his dot. If it is possible to breed a lion and a tiger together (through artificial insemination of course) than it is at least possible to breed a dog and cat together. Who know if he does he might just make a new species of asshole dogs or cats that fetch.
gunda95 11
Actually it is possible.
Luluthus 41
He is not the sharpest knife in the drawer, is he?
HuebertMCR 10
Only a guy would understand how absolutely amazing that sounds
DarksideDoll 31
We all know it's possible. We've seen CatDog.
Robert1989 9
your dad is a dumb ass.
nurchok 15
Is his name Peter Griffin?
ohhaiithere 5
Actually do your research because cats and dogs are the only two animals that can cross bread. I guess I'm the only one who listened in science.
iluvpeanutbutter 22
Please tell me that you're joking. If not, you are so, so wrong.
Vlen_fml 20
its not biologically impossible, just biologically improbable, and the pairing would have to be artificially inseminated using an altered egg to accept the gene pairs. although from what i've seen from actual crossbred animals like Fox/Skunk Hybrids the outcome wouldn't be what you'd want it to be.
bphil24 2
Theoretically it is possible. How do you think mules were created? They were created by a male donkey and female horse. So the same could be done with cats and dogs. But you will never know until it's preformed which traits it gets from each animal. You could get the best traits from each or the worst or end up on the middle, you'll never know.
valentinov 15
Your comparison is just stupid. You CAN breed a dog species with another dog species. Just like you CAN breed a cat species with another cat species. Just like you CAN breed a horse species with another horse species. Or a donkey. In nature, a dog CAN'T breed with a cat. This is called cross-species breeding. And in nature, cross-breeding is impossible. In a lab however... It's debatable.
shotgun_girl 17
Interspecies breeding is actually a viable theory as to why evolution went so fast. It, THEORETICALLY, would produce random new species. Also #92 i think you mean breed when you say species.