Today, I had to explain to my daughter that just because it says non-toxic on the crayons, it doesn't mean that you should eat them. She's 16. FML
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nuggetmonster 12
I guess you could say she's not the brightest crayon in the box.
JocelynKaulitz 28
Keep calm and crayon.
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Comments (124)
Federgirl 19
wow that sucks!!
dramaelf 37
Why would she even try that, those things taste terrible.
ZY1431 24
I honestly hope mine doesn't do the same. I'm sorry man.
G_bear24 9
My question why does she still use crayons?
bme1993 7
I'm 20 years old and I enjoy using crayons since I was a young child. What is wrong with that? Its just another tool people use to express themselves.
Sweetpea22 14
A lot of people use crayons. My BIL is an artist and *Gasps* He uses crayons in many of his drawing
Greybade 9
Although I agree that there's nothing wrong with using crayons, I believe it's because a lot of people are conditioned to associate crayons with small children and primary school.
RedPillSucks 31
That's right. Adults use cra pas :-)
cblask95 8
Maybe she has a disibility, I know people older than me that still use crayons. Plus my school teaches the special needs. People learn and do stuff differently we are not all the same and no one is perfect.
awkwardloveannie 28
have you ever seen that episode of ed edd and eddy where they eat crayons, maybe she got the inspiration from there
Greybade 9
Well, at least I know OP's daughter wasn't high while eating the crayons...
Sweetpea22 14
Your daughter is a dumbass
alycion 38
Hopefully they were at least the scented ones.
carelessxdanger 9
your daughter cray ;)
PenguinBitch 43
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kyim92 2
...lame
heaverlock 8
ask her how it felt like tasting the rainbow.