Butterfingers

By caqi33 - 08/03/2011 18:23 - United States

Today, I dropped my urine sample on my pants. Not only do I now not have a sample, it looks like I pissed myself. FML
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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

this happened to me when I was on a wild bender with Charlie sheen. a couple of hookers dared me to balance a cup of pee on my nose, in my inebriated state it was impossible. needless to say I ended up nose deep in hooker pee. good times...

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relyo 0

Actually he pissed himself by proxy.

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BananaPancakesJJ 0

You must have been pissed about that.

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fuckup666 17

You're taking The words out of my mouth xD

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Doortje 29

Uhm, well, you sort of did. It's actually even dumber than pissing yourself, because that's just a matter of losing control of your bladder, whereas dropping a urine sample on yourself is just plain stupid.

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docscientist 9

How do you figure? People drop things more often than pissing themselves.

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MrBobby_fml 7

And you wouldn't take extra care with a cup of piss...?

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docscientist 9

Just like you should take care holding a phone or any other fragile object, yet they still slip from people's grasps.

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docscientist 9

If you're using the cell phone, I bet it takes "concentration" to keep it in the position you want it to remain.

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docscientist 9

Before anyone reads my comment and doesn't get what I'm saying, it doesn't take concentration to hold a cup of piss upright or to move with it, you just overcompensate because you're psyched out there's piss in the cup...

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docscientist 9

My point is, you don't want to drop things that have some sort of negative consequence, but people still drop things all the time... My original reason why I posted is because dropping a cup of piss has nothing to do with intelligence.

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colffenstein 0

Jesus docscientist is right. it was a ******* accident. this other dumb bitch needs to shut up.

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iloveyouu_24 0

collfenstien and docscientist are right. I'm not saying it takes a genius to hold a cup, but people drop/spill liquids all the time. A real dumbass is someone who doesn't know when they need to piss. it's not "lack of control" it's just not having the sense to go to the bathroom. Dumb *****.

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sxyKarri_94 0

FAIL! I'm sure that sight was very much attractive

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Jociek 4

yeahhh... it doesn't just LOOK like you pissed yourself. It's kinda the same.

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brianjman14 22

Now they won't know you have been smoking weed! :D

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meowmeowwkitty 0

I was thinking now they WILL know. if it was someone elses piss he was trying to sneak in, that's what I got out of this FML

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Ryanfmlfiend 0

so apparently autocorrect doesn't take affect until after u hit send *should

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AndelleRae 9

Hahaha, I said the exact same thing when I got done reading this.

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demetrius19 7

who drops there pee i mean its pee n a cup?

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Prankster7o7 5

What in the hell did you say?

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rarr 0

"Who drops their pee? I mean it's *only pee in a cup."

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jwilli_fml 0

******* nigs man..learn to spell and form complete sentences.

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Civilianswilldie 0

I just lost 7 IQ points reading your comment.

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