Love, Abuse and Argument: Run for the hills

Run for the hills

By Glume - 10/12/2023 17:00 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. We yelled for 20 minutes and then he put his hands on my neck. Once we'd calmed down, he explained he wanted to strangle me like Homer does Bart, but didn't follow through. This all started when I asked if he read a text I sent earlier in the day. FML

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You deserved it 161

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By sleepingbeauty - 24/04/2016 08:45 - United States - Jackson

Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 248

You deserved it 3 774

This ain't working out

By just a reaction - 17/08/2020 23:09

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 056

You deserved it 337

By Johna Richardson - 30/07/2017 20:00

Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 942

You deserved it 831

By noboyfriend - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 108 360

You deserved it 26 547

By rebeccacaissie - 21/11/2010 18:16 - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 626

You deserved it 8 912

By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 164

You deserved it 42 217

By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 19:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 903

You deserved it 10 904

By Popscene - 26/09/2012 09:06 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 393

You deserved it 2 937

Freakout

By Anonymous - 11/07/2024 03:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend trapped me in a corner of our apartment and kept making sounds that he knows cause me to become violently angry (I have misophonia). He wouldn't stop, even though I was practically begging him to, and now he's mad that I freaked out and broke his nose to get away from him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 827

You deserved it 136

By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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You deserved it 4 394

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 11 December 2023 1:00

Time to leave. You were seconds from severe injury, or even death.

Crowned Sataness 12

Monday 11 December 2023 1:16

he might not stop next time. or the time after that. and over absolutely nothing get out

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 11 December 2023 1:00

Time to leave. You were seconds from severe injury, or even death.

Crowned Sataness 12

Monday 11 December 2023 1:16

he might not stop next time. or the time after that. and over absolutely nothing get out

dongdong xiang 10

Monday 11 December 2023 1:32

He just admitted to not having qualms about hurting or even killing you. call the cops

SylvarLorali 4

Monday 11 December 2023 5:22

LEAVE NOW YOU ARE IN DANGER. This is not funny. This is not something ya'lls will laugh about later. He told you this because he knew that if he actually began squeezing your neck, he would kill you but still wants to scare you anyway.

sirrubberduckie 35

Monday 11 December 2023 5:44

That's not something that will ever happen in a normal or healthy relationship. Don't try to save it. Get out now.

n3rdn3ss 8

Monday 11 December 2023 5:52

Ex-boyfriend right?

Rake 16

Monday 11 December 2023 12:33

Don't wait for something irreversible to happen! Take care of it, either by getting him treatment or leaving, but do NOT stay like that. This time he controlled himself, next time he might not!