Miscellaneous: Today, I had to explain to a police officer that I wasn't drunk... - FML

By not as easy as pie - 16/10/2015 16:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to explain to a police officer that I wasn't drunk and had swerved because I was eating pie and almost dropped it. FML

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By fatty magoo - 29/07/2014 18:20 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML

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Potholing

By limpdick9 - 19/11/2014 18:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because, "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By drewig - 10/05/2010 05:28 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML

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By Kimmiko - 04/06/2009 12:17 - Germany

Today, I was driving on the motorway when a cop car made me stop. It was a routine check and when they said "Have you been drinking?" of course I said no. To that, my 6 year old sitting in the back screamed "Yes she did! She's lying I saw her drink!" I had drunk a milkshake. FML

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The smell of freedom

By ThatNewCarSmell - 01/10/2014 16:53 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML

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By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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Underage boozing

By drunk under 18 teenager - 19/08/2014 13:37 - Morocco - Marrakech

Today, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was, if I'm on the phone, he can't talk to me, so I pulled my phone out and started speaking. The officer then asked me why I was speaking to my wallet. FML

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By candymansvan17 - 17/08/2011 21:50 - United States

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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JayGatsby 25

Saturday 17 October 2015 1:37

Could the pie not have waited till you got home?

MegasaurusRex89 28

Saturday 17 October 2015 1:37

Dean?

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imerichello 18

Saturday 17 October 2015 1:53

Look on the bright side, at least you didn't drop it op

Wafalafaugus 18

Saturday 17 October 2015 2:00

Hands free.

elizacandle 29

Saturday 17 October 2015 2:01

Dean Winchester? ???

9Ja4cOb 14

Saturday 17 October 2015 2:17

Pie is life. He should understand that, he is a cop

toaster87 19

Saturday 17 October 2015 5:07

It would have been a different story if it was a donut.

ChristinePi 36

Saturday 17 October 2015 2:22

If it was causing you to swerve you probably shouldn't be eating it while driving. YDI

zarrganaut 17

Saturday 17 October 2015 2:29

This kinda reminds me of an episode of always sunny in Philadelphia. Dennis ate cereal while driving, and frank, not paying attention crashed into him. Spilling the milk everywhere. Op, you're Dennis.

fotomiep 7

Saturday 17 October 2015 2:40

Glutton for punishment, apparently.

Britt125 16

Saturday 17 October 2015 2:43

If you can't eat it and drive you shouldn't eat it while driving, and it sounds like you couldn't. Imagine having to explain to someone that their loved one was hurt or killed by some idiot who swerved and hit them because they were eating pie while driving. You couldn't just wait until you got to your destination so you could at the very least stop in a safe place and eat it while stopped? Or you could have eaten it before you took off, if you couldn't wait. YDI.

jocamo 24

Saturday 17 October 2015 20:27

I'm assuming it's drive through pie like from McDonald's. That can be eaten while driving... if you're not a klutz

Jenadpantano 7

Tuesday 20 October 2015 0:57

Those should not be eaten while driving, either. Just because something is "designed" to be eaten while driving or served in a drive through, does not mean it won't distract you from the road.

Brilliant66star 17

Saturday 17 October 2015 3:02

For shame. YDI.

nightstalker94 18

Saturday 17 October 2015 3:04

the struggle is real, pie waits for no man

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