By Jennyfromdablock - 31/12/2009 03:28 - United States

Today, I was making out with a really hot guy in a Jacuzzi. He had the biggest booger hanging out of his nostril, but I was too embarrassed to say anything to him about it. He went in for a kiss. Soon after our lips parted, he said, "Oh, you have big booger." FML
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Why would you kiss someone with something like that hanging out of their nose?!?

SweetestSin 4

you couldn't just politely say "you may want to wipe your nose!"?

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low life

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ROFL did he eat it?

pingpongpickle 8

that's nasty. date someone who can speak English

Looks like some one does not understand the concept of 'Subtlety'

omgzKailey 0

LOLOL funniest FML ever. At least he didn't freak out.

Lisimal 7

So he said it like that? Did he say ET go home, as well? That's what you get for being so easy.

singer4life666 0

Atleast he didn't say anything offensive or freak out haha.

was the booger he said u had his? just went on ur face from his noes when u kissed haag

SweetestSin 4

you couldn't just politely say "you may want to wipe your nose!"?

zelly05 0

oh wow YDI

Why would you kiss someone with something like that hanging out of their nose?!?

I was wondering the same thing...

He went in for the kiss?

Sunnytweet79 0

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LMAO!!! well u should have politely told him that it came from him

GeorgeBoosh 0

So you lick it off your lip, chew it a bit, then spit it in his face and say: "It's yours and I'm not hungry thanks"

67, that was a disturbing image that I didn't particularly want/need... The thought of that scenario you just depicted literally makes me cringe in disgust :/ if I could thumb you're comment down more than one, I would..

SettoFail 9

That is so nasty, you should have picked it off handed it back to him and said ' it was acctully yours first... '