Today, I had to endure a long drive from Poland to England. We weren't allowed to open our windows. My mum threw up. Twice. FML
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Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML
Today, I drove over 200km from Dublin to Galway, with a broken window. It rained for most of the journey. FML
Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are on our way back from vacation. It will be an eight hour drive. It just so happens I got food poisoning the night before we left, and there's roadwork everywhere. We're at a dead halt with no signs of moving. FML
Today, after we drove to France to go to a jazz festival, we'd arrived in the evening after a 600 km drive, and my wife made a misstep and broke her ankle, it's the next day and we drove back home. After the first toll booth, the electric car window would no longer go up, so we drove with the window open for the remaining 500 km. FML
Today, the two and a half hours it took our poorly air conditioned taxi to go 20 miles in stop-and-go traffic was highlighted by our son projectile vomiting all over my wife, a suitcase, and the car. It ended with me having to pay both for the ride, as well as for cleaning the inside of the taxi. FML
Today, I drove my mom home from the salon because she was feeling sick. I'm not the best driver, but I was excited that I was helping. Everything was going smoothly until I hit a bump in the road. My mom blew chunks all over. I found out very quickly that she had spicy chicken for lunch. FML
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
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Top comments
KayleeFrye 39
There is one reason I bothered to read the comments on this post. I wanted to see how many people made dumbass comments about how you can't drive to England because it's on an island. Thank you for entertaining me with your cluelessness!
ArtIsResistance7 1
That's horrible! You should have gotten one of those little pine-tree air fresheners and stuck in on your nose!
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Comments (193)
CiaranPM 0
And why exactly did you not open a window..
JCo352 3
I think I would have just rolled down the window.
X1_BLACKOUT_1X 0
ydi for spelling "mom" like that
hippiechik521 0
OP is british, it’s not a mis-spelling, it’s a cultural standard.
Shokz992 0
You're stupid for thinking it should be spelt mom ;)
poppetpea 5
its mum in the UK you ignorant American twit.
kuba10 0
Actually the number of Poles going to England to look for job has been extremely high lately. The coach lines are being set up everywhere in Poland to earn a bit on this phenomenon. Unfortunately, $20 for a 3000km ride is certainly what it sounds like. They treat people like pigs, 'cause they know they're desperate to go there and earn some money. After they arrive, they meet mafia, scammers etc. and end up pennyless...
ohthebloodygore 16
The Chunnel is about 50 kilometres long, and they charge up to £75.
ohthebloodygore 16
The lowest I've ever heard of is £22 for cyclists.
JINJANINJA 0
actually there are more Polish leaving England than coming right now, most having earned enough money for a better life back home since they joined the European union in 2004. Our economy is suffering for it too as they are generally good workers
suppressed08 2
It's not that the Polish immigrants (and others) are 'stealing' our jobs...it's that they show more dedication to work when half the British people would rather have dole and do bott-all. Stupid smoochers.
ohthebloodygore 16
Well the dole isn't what it used to be, besides most people who are on the dole waste it in the bloody pubs. It's why we have so many pubs and you hardly see one going out of service. I've been to Ireland and we're as bad as them (pub wise) if not worse.
Tadeusz_fml 5
Mafia? not so much. your information is innacurate. they would pay euros, not dollars, to start with, and as Poland is now in the EU, it is 100% legal for them to reside in Britain. Plus if you were an illegal immigrant you would not use the channel tunnel to inflitrate the border. Think about it.
lawls79 14
legonut4 Can you think of some other things to say? posting the same thing over and over on every fml must get boring... nice and moist this virgin.
ohthebloodygore 16
91 - 'U' should have been in English.
ohthebloodygore 16
An*
Trollz4daLULZ 2
How the **** did so many retards go their whole lives without ever hearing about the Chunnel or this amazing invention (that's centuries old) known as a "ferry"?!
monkeynut11 0
oo. r u polish? I'm polish! ^.^
luckylucas26 9
not allowed to open the windows? who was driving? hitler?
soonersbaby21 0
when I was growning up my mom kinda acted like hitler so maybe op has a hitler-father driving?? hahah