Today, I had to endure a long drive from Poland to England. We weren't allowed to open our windows. My mum threw up. Twice. FML
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Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML
Today, I drove over 200km from Dublin to Galway, with a broken window. It rained for most of the journey. FML
Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are on our way back from vacation. It will be an eight hour drive. It just so happens I got food poisoning the night before we left, and there's roadwork everywhere. We're at a dead halt with no signs of moving. FML
Today, after we drove to France to go to a jazz festival, we'd arrived in the evening after a 600 km drive, and my wife made a misstep and broke her ankle, it's the next day and we drove back home. After the first toll booth, the electric car window would no longer go up, so we drove with the window open for the remaining 500 km. FML
Today, the two and a half hours it took our poorly air conditioned taxi to go 20 miles in stop-and-go traffic was highlighted by our son projectile vomiting all over my wife, a suitcase, and the car. It ended with me having to pay both for the ride, as well as for cleaning the inside of the taxi. FML
Today, I drove my mom home from the salon because she was feeling sick. I'm not the best driver, but I was excited that I was helping. Everything was going smoothly until I hit a bump in the road. My mom blew chunks all over. I found out very quickly that she had spicy chicken for lunch. FML
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
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Top comments
KayleeFrye 39
There is one reason I bothered to read the comments on this post. I wanted to see how many people made dumbass comments about how you can't drive to England because it's on an island. Thank you for entertaining me with your cluelessness!
ArtIsResistance7 1
That's horrible! You should have gotten one of those little pine-tree air fresheners and stuck in on your nose!
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Comments (193)
NoelLikesBirds 0
Ah, lucky it didn't cause the chain reaction vomitting.
Brittney_E 0
haha, exactly what i was thinking.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
you should've crapped your pants op. bet they would've opened windows then. problem solved.
Lulu714 0
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that's gross! ydi for not being able to open ur window.
justsayfuck 5
Not being allowed and not being able are two different things. It does bother me the OP didn't explain why they weren't allowed to open the windows.
suppressed08 2
it's probably when they went through the euro tunnel. you shouldn't open a window to be sick since you'll still be around it (in big 'carraiges' to hold cars and coaches.), and the humidity would make someone sick down there.
lottiebearx 10
But you have to open windows to halfway to keep pressure balanced when you go underseas.
whymeplease44 8
I think they weren't allowed to open they're windows so its not really they're fault
Kincaidc 0
this makes no goddamn sence
twinny_sc 13
*sense
thebrand25 0
road trip!!! yeah!!!
krysxkatastrophe 14
It's funny because you can't drive from Englsnd to Poland and vice versa.
mare_88 0
Yeah... if only there were some kind of a tunnel under the english channel...
NightKiller 0
lmao
hippiechik521 0
Tadeusz_fml 5
or maybe some floatation devices that could cross the water...
ChocolateEclaire 0
That sucks. I had to ride from Klagenfurt, Austria to Budapest, Hungary and of course we had to circle the Lake Balaton 3 times...:/
funkey3 0
umm nasty
feenicks 0
Hey #21! puke in a car makes alotta 'scents'!
chopsuey_45 0
I bet your "mum" felt better.