FML : Today, the two and a half hours it took our poorly air conditioned taxi to go 20 miles in stop-and-go traffic was highlighted by our son projectile vomiting...

Today, the two and a half hours it took our poorly air conditioned taxi to go 20 miles in stop-and-go traffic was highlighted by our son projectile vomiting all over my wife, a suitcase, and the car. It ended with me having to pay both for the ride, as well as for cleaning the inside of the taxi. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 17 July 2009 20:23 / Russian Federation

Transportation

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By balkangiirl | 0

#406584 - Saturday 18 July 2009 2:07

LOL, F the taxi driver's life for having to drive the taxi with vomit now. Even after it's cleaned the stench of vomit can last a while, especially in a poorly air conditioned taxi...

By Moper250 | 0

#407106 - Saturday 18 July 2009 7:04

I thought it was the opposite in Russia, "In Soviet Russia, Taxi Pukes On You."

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By crackberrie | 0

#406478 - Saturday 18 July 2009 1:32

hahaha omg. hope your son is ok!

LP95 | 0

#407263 - Saturday 18 July 2009 9:19

I'm replying to the first post to be on top!

oh, and fyl

By elfuzzo | 0

#406492 - Saturday 18 July 2009 1:34

Kill your kid. Even that would be too good for the disgusting bastard.

kionnalexus | 0

#406528 - Saturday 18 July 2009 1:44

Woah there, he's a kid I'm pretty sure he didn't mean to throw up and projectile vomiting usually isn't someones fault either. That's a little harsh.

And this really sucks :/ FYL indeed.

crb2009 | 0

#861011 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 6:35

emsbitch | 0

#2521730 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:03

calm down, Jesus.. I can see you're not a very sympathetic person.

By princesssparkle_fml | 0

#406502 - Saturday 18 July 2009 1:37

third.

By simpsonman3000 | 0

#406529 - Saturday 18 July 2009 1:44

i have never seen projectile vomit in person lol

By jme208 | 0

#406534 - Saturday 18 July 2009 1:46

thats horrible. im so sorry that you had to be in the car with that. fyl indeed

americayay | 0

#407110 - Saturday 18 July 2009 7:09

I disagree. His kid got horribly ill, his wife got thrown up on, and the cabbie's car got thrown up in. Even the SUITCASE had it worse than this guy, who only had to pay for the mess. Everyone else involved could've written a better FML.

By giggity0giggity | 0

#406537 - Saturday 18 July 2009 1:46

wow. that goes to show that shit happens... or vomit happens? anyway, if ur son has an allowance, u can take the cost out of that.

Kamikazegerbil | 0

#406556 - Saturday 18 July 2009 1:53

That's a bit harsh. Kids don't projectile vomit on purpose you know. Feeling sick in a hot car is bad eough, why make him suffer more? What will it achieve?

By vanessa_nessa_08 | 0

#406579 - Saturday 18 July 2009 2:04

what does projectile vomit mean?

alwaysalady | 0

#406623 - Saturday 18 July 2009 2:29

Its puking so hard that it sprays straight out, instead of just dripping down your front. It has been known to hit ceiling, and other great distances. It is also rather painful.

By balkangiirl | 0

#406584 - Saturday 18 July 2009 2:07

LOL, F the taxi driver's life for having to drive the taxi with vomit now. Even after it's cleaned the stench of vomit can last a while, especially in a poorly air conditioned taxi...