Transportation: Today, the two and a half hours it took our poorly air conditioned...

By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 20:23 - Russian Federation

Today, the two and a half hours it took our poorly air conditioned taxi to go 20 miles in stop-and-go traffic was highlighted by our son projectile vomiting all over my wife, a suitcase, and the car. It ended with me having to pay both for the ride, as well as for cleaning the inside of the taxi. FML

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By WolfieJL - 18/05/2014 07:51 - United States

Today, my two year-old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two-hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML

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By Unimpressed - 03/06/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:35 - United Kingdom - Montrose

Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2020 02:00

Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML

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By justmyluck - 12/02/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML

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By Username - 27/01/2011 17:40 - Romania

Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML

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By eewww - 06/05/2011 15:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I took a 40 minute bus ride home from work. The first 20 minutes were spent listening to the drunk man behind me moan uncontrollably and belch. The last 20 minutes were spent trying to ignore the vomit he left on my back as he got up to leave. FML

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By Alexis - 16/01/2017 15:14

Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML

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By yegworstdrivers - 20/12/2018 10:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML

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By rockytrolley - 08/10/2014 09:01 - Cyprus

Today, my taxi driver kept falling asleep and swerving off the road, so I asked him if he was okay. He stopped and burst out sobbing about the long hours he had to do after his divorce, and his wife taking all he had. Long story short, I ended up driving him home and getting another taxi from his place. FML

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balkangiirl 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 2:07

LOL, F the taxi driver's life for having to drive the taxi with vomit now. Even after it's cleaned the stench of vomit can last a while, especially in a poorly air conditioned taxi...

Moper250 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 7:04

I thought it was the opposite in Russia, "In Soviet Russia, Taxi Pukes On You."

Comments

crackberrie 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 1:32

hahaha omg. hope your son is ok!

LP95 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 9:19

I'm replying to the first post to be on top! oh, and fyl

elfuzzo 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 1:34

Kill your kid. Even that would be too good for the disgusting bastard.

kionnalexus 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 1:44

Woah there, he's a kid I'm pretty sure he didn't mean to throw up and projectile vomiting usually isn't someones fault either. That's a little harsh. And this really sucks :/ FYL indeed.

crb2009 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 6:35

emsbitch 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:03

calm down, Jesus.. I can see you're not a very sympathetic person.

princesssparkle_fml 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 1:37

third.

simpsonman3000 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 1:44

i have never seen projectile vomit in person lol

jme208 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 1:46

thats horrible. im so sorry that you had to be in the car with that. fyl indeed

americayay 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 7:09

I disagree. His kid got horribly ill, his wife got thrown up on, and the cabbie's car got thrown up in. Even the SUITCASE had it worse than this guy, who only had to pay for the mess. Everyone else involved could've written a better FML.

giggity0giggity 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 1:46

wow. that goes to show that shit happens... or vomit happens? anyway, if ur son has an allowance, u can take the cost out of that.

Kamikazegerbil 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 1:53

That's a bit harsh. Kids don't projectile vomit on purpose you know. Feeling sick in a hot car is bad eough, why make him suffer more? What will it achieve?

vanessa_nessa_08 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 2:04

what does projectile vomit mean?

alwaysalady 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 2:29

Its puking so hard that it sprays straight out, instead of just dripping down your front. It has been known to hit ceiling, and other great distances. It is also rather painful.

balkangiirl 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 2:07

LOL, F the taxi driver's life for having to drive the taxi with vomit now. Even after it's cleaned the stench of vomit can last a while, especially in a poorly air conditioned taxi...