By kylie - 10/08/2010 07:22 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 312
You deserved it 9 315

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haha you got cock blocked by an iPod

You should have JUMPed him, whipped out his DOODLE, given him an ANGRY blowjob, flipped him the BIRD, and left. That would show him!

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fail. learn to buy an ipad

are you babysitting him?

hey those games are awesome! don't blame your boyfriend.

Hey don't hate on doodle jump, that kept me entertained through every boring lecture last semester

Did you have sandwiches ready for him? better have

61,056 my doodle jump best angry birds- beaten u need to get fragger ,quickhook, and prince of persia retro, and of course words with friends

#1 iPads are for losersss

I agree, those games are amazing!

that's just sad. another one of those ungrateful boyfriends. ydi for dating him.

ydi for always having sex on your mind.

i LOVE doodle jump! can i have your boyfriend?

dang 32 you are hot

Your boyfriend clearly knows what's good for him. :)

Product placement ftw!

hahaha everytime I see product on movies or tv, I yell "product placement!!", thanks to one of the many facets of my college education...

ipad is an oversized iPod fake

you should take a poop and tell you bf to come and watch it float.

YDI for wanting sеx over iPod games.

Play archetype? :D I just got ranked up from Major last night

did he doodle jump all over your face?

fuck you doodle jump is awesome! don't you ever do anything else other than sex?

rofl she thought she was getting laid. YDI

that is fun......

YDI for dating a middle school student. We use to play that shit all day in Language Arts.

^^^ said the kid one year removed from middle school

YDI for texting. With LOL standing for lots of love, and JK standing for someone's initials, you're fucked if you choose to text. YDI for having an iPod. Those things are out of style, you ancient woman... Get an iPad (No, it's not a tampon) or an iPhone without a texting plan. YDI for being a woman. Nuff said.

nooo iPod owns, try to put an iPad in your pocket, and btw: these games own ass!! but still, sex is better

why are you trying to have sex before marriage? hoe

#1 fails, iPad isn't that great at all it's just a toy, and it's bound to iTunes. And Angry Birds is great! But choosing that over sex...

#80 Not everyone shares your views. Just because she's having sex/wants to have sex doesn't make her a "ho."

Myname is right, ur boyfriend rules..he wanted to spend time together not"wreck you hard" so screw u. hahaha

Angry Birds is number 1 on the app store for a reason lol.

85, what the hell kind of pose is that? It looks like you're having a seizure and your camera just happened to be there. Take a normal picture and stop doing... that. Whatever 'that' is, I can assure you it's not what you think it is.

#98 It's just a picture, not a personal attack. Mind your own business. :) And look, I'm going to change it to a picture where I'm in a pose that doesn't make any more sense than my last one...Just because I can. It's always the ones without the pictures that complain about the pictures of others...

hey, that's my idea of fun too! what a coincident

sounds like funn to me.

forget him. I think ya look cute #85 ;-)

ipads get wet to easily

Never said it was a personal attack 'nerdsgetmehot' and I don't see how telling me to mind my own business is justified seeing as it's just as much my business as anyone else (think about why you have the picture up in the first place). I did not insult you about anything other than your pose, I didn't say you can or can't put it up either. If you don't mind looking like a person with a seizure on a random website then you should be happy and take it as a compliment. If you were shooting for something else, one where saying you look like you are having a seizure is an insult, then you should reconsider your pose. If you don't care then don't reply, though it's a little too late for that... I think you were insulted and you're acting aloof, but that's just a guess.

if he would have did it with you first he probably would have still Been able to play doodle jump for 2hrs and 50mins

u don't consider that fun? I play those games in all my free time cuz i have a life

85, I get it. it's because your hot

#121 Well, what did you expect my reaction to be? Saying something like that can only really breed a negative reaction, so I don't really know what you were trying to gain. A reaction, maybe? Mission accomplished.

But that is fun....

hey you get off his back those games are amazing

hey! ydi for having the 2 most addiction games, doodle jump and angry birds

I like doodle jump too and ur hot

u wana cum over and "have some fun"

ANGRY BIRD FTWWWWW

75, Not everyone can afford an iPad you ignorent twat.

22 the fuck are you talking about? nobody ever specified sex, he just has a different idea of fun than her. stfu

doodle jump is the sh**!

haha my boyfriend loves angry birds he always plays it on my iPhone

haha you got cock blocked by an iPod

slap him off side of the head if that's what he thinks of fun

You should have JUMPed him, whipped out his DOODLE, given him an ANGRY blowjob, flipped him the BIRD, and left. That would show him!

hahahaha define "angry blowjob."

Oh my god, that was epic. :D

hahaha!!!!! I'm faving this FML just because of that comment! Perdix, epic win. hahaha!

hahah! good one!! lol

17- biting down maybe?? ow haha

agreed . that always works

Join the club....game girlfriend = second to all games...

You're not a gamer if you only play games on your ipod....

He didn't say have sex, just have some fun. Your fault for trying to read extra meaning into what he said. ATTENTION WOMEN: THERE IS NO HIDDEN MEANING TO WHAT SAY.

*to what men say.

Hahaha. It's true, women always think guys are saying one thing but meaning another...But 95% of the time, they're saying just what they mean. :P

shay carl ftw

doodle jump is amazing.. so this isn't a FML this is a boyfriend of a person who has amazing taste in games... besides angry birds... that's not so fun

YDI for for not being able to deuce him