No but he has obviously heard of good window cleaner.

While I agree spitting is disgusting, I also know when I have a cold I cough up a lot of phlegm. I wouldn't swallow that shit. Maybe this is what happened to OP.

The chance that someone was sitting in traffic near OP and recording a video are pretty slim, but the internet never ceases to amaze me.

I imagined them coughing some gross shit up and needing to spit it out... Not chew spit. Which I assume is what you're going for?

That windex tho.

Is anyone else wondering if she was driving along, then how did this happen in heavy traffic? I'm imagining "heavy traffic" as not driving along and pretty much stop and go, mostly stop.

what're you trying to say? heavy traffic only happens to people with passengers? and of course heavy traffic is stop start

95 What the heck are you even talking about. No where did I say heavy traffic happens only with passengers. Smh

I would rather use the word "idiotic".

A few days ago I was in a fast food drive thru. The couple in front of me chucked out two large styrofoam cups, various pieces of trash, and a pizza box out of the car window. I nearly reported them, the slobs.

#20: you should have submitted an FML

Because his ash tray was full.

You have an ashtray in your car?

Almost every car built before the year 2000 has a built in ashtray, so yes, my 1997 Jaguar has an ashtray, however, my 2006 Hyundai doesn't.

I can't believe it didn't click that my new car has no ashtray until now.

Yeah if you don't use it, you wouldn't miss it. I guess car companies don't want to encourage smoking anymore.

in Australia, it's illegal to smoke in cars with children under the age of 15, I believe, this may be a way to prevent that, I'm not a smoker, but I love my ash tray, it's my parking meter change tray

No it's not that, you still have an option to have an ashtray, but you have to pay more for a model with an ashtray.

Pointing and laughing.

Why is "people" in quotes? What is this? A Kia commercial? You know hamsters can't really drive cars, right?

They can't? And I was all prepared to blame the car accidents on my hamsters (hempsters?) Damn Ambien.

Karma's a bitch

Only if you are.

#51 Depending how you dress her

Karma's a bitch, not a hoe. She dresses like a lady.