By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
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kak_999999999 12

If there was heavy traffic there's a big possibility that you could have spit on someone else's car...

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olpally 32

Way to go, genius. That's a nasty habit anyways. YDI.

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ihavenolifehaha 16

Ever heard of swallowing it?

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FitForFun 11

No but he has obviously heard of good window cleaner.

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smokecloud_ 37

While I agree spitting is disgusting, I also know when I have a cold I cough up a lot of phlegm. I wouldn't swallow that shit. Maybe this is what happened to OP.

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XxDevilxXGt 26

The chance that someone was sitting in traffic near OP and recording a video are pretty slim, but the internet never ceases to amaze me.

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olpally 32

Way to go, genius. That's a nasty habit anyways. YDI.

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amphetamin3 17

I imagined them coughing some gross shit up and needing to spit it out... Not chew spit. Which I assume is what you're going for?

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kak_999999999 12

If there was heavy traffic there's a big possibility that you could have spit on someone else's car...

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IHATEFMYLIFE 26

Is anyone else wondering if she was driving along, then how did this happen in heavy traffic? I'm imagining "heavy traffic" as not driving along and pretty much stop and go, mostly stop.

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slyde32 12

what're you trying to say? heavy traffic only happens to people with passengers? and of course heavy traffic is stop start

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IHATEFMYLIFE 26

95 What the heck are you even talking about. No where did I say heavy traffic happens only with passengers. Smh

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Welshite 39

A few days ago I was in a fast food drive thru. The couple in front of me chucked out two large styrofoam cups, various pieces of trash, and a pizza box out of the car window. I nearly reported them, the slobs.

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abhi95 31

#20: you should have submitted an FML

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Why would you just spit out of your car window? That's pretty nasty.

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gracehi 31

Almost every car built before the year 2000 has a built in ashtray, so yes, my 1997 Jaguar has an ashtray, however, my 2006 Hyundai doesn't.

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Blink_me26 21

I can't believe it didn't click that my new car has no ashtray until now.

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gracehi 31

Yeah if you don't use it, you wouldn't miss it. I guess car companies don't want to encourage smoking anymore.

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slyde32 12

in Australia, it's illegal to smoke in cars with children under the age of 15, I believe, this may be a way to prevent that, I'm not a smoker, but I love my ash tray, it's my parking meter change tray

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frizz101 22

No it's not that, you still have an option to have an ashtray, but you have to pay more for a model with an ashtray.

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jerryj 27

And what was the reaction of "people"?

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gracehi 31

Why is "people" in quotes? What is this? A Kia commercial? You know hamsters can't really drive cars, right?

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RedPillSucks 31

They can't? And I was all prepared to blame the car accidents on my hamsters (hempsters?) Damn Ambien.

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girlrome 19

You know what they say, what goes around comes around.

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Coeliacchic93 21

Only if you are.

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RedPillSucks 31

Karma's a bitch, not a hoe. She dresses like a lady.

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chutney_02 22

You completely deserve it. That's disgusting

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