By ClumsyKatey - 02/07/2017 22:00
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So the dishwasher is overflowing... In a panic you take off your bathrobe to soak up the water... Then realise you need to wedge the washer door shut somehow to keep the water contained, so you go out into the back yard to get an old coat rack that's out there for some reason and looks like it would do the job, forgetting that your keys are in the bathrobe pocket...? I mean, that's the best I can come up with and it barely makes sense. More details required!
Why is it "naked as a jaybird?" All animals are naked! Humans are the only animals that wear clothes (usually.) Why not "naked as a dog?" "Naked as a turtle?" "Naked as a halibut?"