Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
Today, I rushed home, barged into the bathroom, and released the biggest, most foul mudmonkeys ever, complete with noises. I came out and my brother and his hot friends, including the one I have a crush on, were all laughing. My brother told me, “Don’t forget to Lysol spray.' FML
Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room… where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML
Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML
Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, my son decided to run around a supermarket in his underwear, leaving me to chase after him. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
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DontClickOnMe 28
I love the image in my head. How hilarious!
abbyhoneywaffles 11
Wiener time is my favourite time!
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Comments (124)
TheOnlyAlan 0
I just found my new best friends..
djsamixin 3
Lolololol that's funny, but sorry you had to do that. Your friend is probably scarred for life, or will have an interesting story to tell.
badass243 6
weiner time is all the time
peachesncreem 21
Oh how I wish it was.
csickcman 11
girl-"What time is it?" guy-"WEINER TIME!!!"
perdix 31
I'm imagining the brothers are overweight, unemployed losers in their late 30's. Why their matronly sister has to bathe them is part of their exceptional sloth. And the "best friend" is merely the favorite of her many cats, Zazzles.
DrJesse 10
That's quite a scenario.
KatieKayy15 0
^^ indeed. quite the imagination we have here.
mariebiscut1242 11
I think you might find Zazzles to be quite... Zazzy...
patriotsfan12 4
Obviously kids
Victoria16_fml 0
That ***** funny
bubo_fml 11
"My baloney has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R..."
Eddie465 0
I think In this case is sausage lol.
boomhauer18 3
Thats funny as hell
heyred 11
Is that really the best you can do? Ouch - not.
boomhauer18 3
Someone is rude
heyred 11
Please tell me that your brothers are small children.
nightingale96 2
No, they are 15 and 17! Of course they are young why else would she have had to give them a bath?! Think before you type next time.
efynsien 1
Maybe mentally handicapped? Someone said that already but i thought you needed it. Dont make assumptions.
fylnatfml 4
they just want her to have one of their hotdogs they made for her thats all.
Sam_Dchi 23
I just hope they don't do it to the girls in kindergarten/preschool or wherever they go lol