Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
Today, I rushed home, barged into the bathroom, and released the biggest, most foul mudmonkeys ever, complete with noises. I came out and my brother and his hot friends, including the one I have a crush on, were all laughing. My brother told me, “Don’t forget to Lysol spray.' FML
Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room… where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML
Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML
Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, my son decided to run around a supermarket in his underwear, leaving me to chase after him. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
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DontClickOnMe 28
I love the image in my head. How hilarious!
abbyhoneywaffles 11
Wiener time is my favourite time!
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Comments (124)
hobosapien081 10
should have filmed them and use it for black mail later :P
nightingale96 2
That's called "child pornography" you dip-shit.
Clushh 0
@62, You're joking, right? Because thats not CP, dip-shit.
nightingale96 2
Yes it is. Even if she didn't use it for a sexual use, just having it is illegal. So next time check your info so you don't look like an idiot.
juliushater 12
This not an FML, this is freaking funny ha ha ha ha ha ha
Furrywhiplash 14
It is an FML, just not as much for OP. I'm more concerned about OP's friend.
loserman67 36
Oh My God, this made my day! I love these guys. PLEASE tell me that they are 18 and 19 years old! If not, if they are young children (4 or 5) Please at least say that they were chasing your friend around with a couple of "stiffies" The mental image of your friend screaming while your little brothers chase her around the house (at least I hope it was a her) is awesome.
jaredofmo 22
Oh, that was so much fun when I was a kid. Then you get older and realize that nudity is inappropriate. That's what makes you love dirty jokes all the more...
TheNewGuy03 29
This feels like a perverted version of the Power Rangers. |the kid|
summerhot_fml 2
what time is it? WEINER TIME!
RobotDevil 0
And also perhaps time to get ill.
skyeyez9 25
If they are under 5yrs old....oddly this is typical boy behavior. After that, it's just wrong.
RedHotMom26 3
Haha! Them dang little boys :)
imani132 6
Lol priceless especially the " it's wiener time!" part lol
Mr25_fml 14
Those kids are going places