FML : Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it...

Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Noname - / Wednesday 25 February 2009 23:56 / United States

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By TheBigDawg | 8

#7683 - Thursday 26 February 2009 09:50

Something similar happened to me, a few years ago. I was on a extreeeeemely packed subway car, and I was with my girlfriend. She had been sitting, and was standing as the station was approaching, so I did my best to reach back to help her steady herself. She grabbed my hand, we interlocked fingers (please, hold your "awww"s to the end) and headed out the door with a bunch of other people...when suddenly I realize my girlfriend's walking out on the opposite side I thought she was on. It turned out the girl whose hand I grabbed, and the guy whose hand my girlfriend grabbed, were also boyfriend and girlfriend, so we ended up all having a laugh, and we decided to get pretzels together. Not really a FML moment, but just thought I'd share.

By itsfuntobesexy | 0

#7718 - Thursday 26 February 2009 12:48

I got more enjoyment reading #3's story than I did this FML.

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By KenMcGormick | 0

#7676 - Thursday 26 February 2009 09:23

can i stand beside u next time on the subway

By TheBigDawg | 8

#7683 - Thursday 26 February 2009 09:50

miles_republic | 0

#345333 - Saturday 27 June 2009 06:52

do you really love your boyfriend? because you should know your boyfriend head to foot, including how his hand looks like... just a thought to be careful next time... =)

AliceStar | 2

#1277136 - Friday 20 August 2010 08:10

If your brain "knows" that something is something that it's not really it can play tricks on you.

rocklare18 | 7

#3686315 - Monday 5 December 2011 12:01

cool story bro

beaglegal | 42

#5857708 - Friday 14 February 2014 03:32

Omg I love this.

By Karis_fml | 0

#7689 - Thursday 26 February 2009 10:00

#3, that's such a cute memory! :3

By TheBigDawg | 8

#7691 - Thursday 26 February 2009 10:07

Thanks, #4. :)

By itsfuntobesexy | 0

#7718 - Thursday 26 February 2009 12:48

I got more enjoyment reading #3's story than I did this FML.

By fmlplz | 0

#7774 - Thursday 26 February 2009 03:57

#3 Great story. I try to accidentally grab someone else's hand instead of my wife's hand all the time. I keep hoping someday that someone will just go along with it, but apparently nobody wants to trade with me :( FML

By Lick_yer_face | 0

#7787 - Thursday 26 February 2009 04:25

Today, I accidentally sprayed my hand with axe, but at first thought nothing of it. But when I was on the subway, this really cute girl randomly started to caress my hand! The axe effect really works! But then she moved her head and her smile died and was replaced by a look of horror, and she quickly darted away, the very second she saw my face. FML.

By SamuraiDeli | 0

#7843 - Thursday 26 February 2009 06:49

This FML is terrible. What's the big deal? It was an honest mistake.

By sonofskam | 0

#7869 - Thursday 26 February 2009 07:28

It could have been worse. At least the alien hand didn't have leprosy, man.

By King_of_Kings | 3

#7906 - Thursday 26 February 2009 08:04

comment number 3 was one of the best stories i've heard. i dont hear or read that many good stories. does anyone recomend any good books? (please, no fantasy books)