Today, I had to calm my rather gullible boyfriend down and reassure him that the email he got, telling him that he has AIDS, was just a scam. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in the middle of the night and told me he got mugged and was on his way to the hospital. I told him to fuck off because that was a horrible April Fool's joke. He asked if I wanted to talk to the paramedic. I told him to stop bothering me. Turns out it was true. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't take drugs from strangers. I'm 35 and he's 34. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me, just because he found out I scam people for money on the internet. FML
Today, my boyfriend shared with me his anxiety about death, so I shared with him one of my ridiculously irrational fears. He thought I was making fun of him and now won't talk to me. FML
Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML
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maskedman 9
If he believes that then he'll really be in trouble when he receives his Nigerian Prince e-mail.
WCARlover 34
No, a doctor secretly took a blood sample from him then emailed him the results. Happens all the time
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Comments (82)
buckdharma 37
Give him a band-aid. There, all better!
Jiratias 36
You should keep him away from his mailbox, otherwise he is going to cost you a lot of money with all the scam on the Internet...
bubblemint00 6
now consider a blood test for yourself.
vlalam 24
Either he did something behind ur back or he is too naive and innocent... If it's the later, don't leave him, u have a keeper there :)
kailarahne 19
This sounds like an adult version of an episode of a Disney channel TV show.
sanecatlady 13
Maybe he misread it and it was an ad for RolAIDS. Groan...
rocknawesome 8
Oh my god right under this is an aids ad
Oregonducks2015 6
lol
sammig83 1
You do realize that if you test positive for any std, there are sites where you can anonymously, notify people of your condition and recommend they get tested as well. I wouldn't be passing it off as a scam.
advanceinsane 2
That's almost kind of cute, if not incredibly dumb.