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By Anonymous - 28/03/2014 22:05 - United Kingdom - Brentwood

Today, I had to calm my rather gullible boyfriend down and reassure him that the email he got, telling him that he has AIDS, was just a scam. FML

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By T___T - 12/09/2015 01:54 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML

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Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 13:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me in the middle of the night and told me he got mugged and was on his way to the hospital. I told him to fuck off because that was a horrible April Fool's joke. He asked if I wanted to talk to the paramedic. I told him to stop bothering me. Turns out it was true. FML

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By sabrinatarmine_ - 22/07/2013 02:35 - United States - Carmel Valley

Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2021 00:01

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't take drugs from strangers. I'm 35 and he's 34. FML

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By TrueStory - 05/04/2024 23:00 - Pakistan

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me, just because he found out I scam people for money on the internet. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend shared with me his anxiety about death, so I shared with him one of my ridiculously irrational fears. He thought I was making fun of him and now won't talk to me. FML

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By OhJoy - 02/11/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML

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maskedman 9

Saturday 29 March 2014 5:03

If he believes that then he'll really be in trouble when he receives his Nigerian Prince e-mail.

WCARlover 34

Saturday 29 March 2014 5:03

No, a doctor secretly took a blood sample from him then emailed him the results. Happens all the time

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buckdharma 36

Saturday 29 March 2014 11:10

Give him a band-aid. There, all better!

Jiratias 36

Saturday 29 March 2014 11:30

You should keep him away from his mailbox, otherwise he is going to cost you a lot of money with all the scam on the Internet...

bubblemint00 6

Saturday 29 March 2014 12:06

now consider a blood test for yourself.

vlalam 24

Saturday 29 March 2014 15:38

Either he did something behind ur back or he is too naive and innocent... If it's the later, don't leave him, u have a keeper there :)

kailarahne 19

Saturday 29 March 2014 17:47

This sounds like an adult version of an episode of a Disney channel TV show.

sanecatlady 13

Saturday 29 March 2014 21:34

Maybe he misread it and it was an ad for RolAIDS. Groan...

rocknawesome 8

Sunday 30 March 2014 1:24

Oh my god right under this is an aids ad

Oregonducks2015 6

Sunday 30 March 2014 4:33

lol

sammig83 1

Monday 31 March 2014 0:46

You do realize that if you test positive for any std, there are sites where you can anonymously, notify people of your condition and recommend they get tested as well. I wouldn't be passing it off as a scam.

advanceinsane 2

Thursday 3 April 2014 1:31

That's almost kind of cute, if not incredibly dumb.

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Today, I got a call from a prominent orchestra asking me to play with them. They were especially interested because I'm still in high school. I called to accept only to find out that my mother had already declined the offer for me because I "only" have a 3.7. FML

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