Today, I had to calm my rather gullible boyfriend down and reassure him that the email he got, telling him that he has AIDS, was just a scam. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
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Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML
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maskedman 9
If he believes that then he'll really be in trouble when he receives his Nigerian Prince e-mail.
WCARlover 34
No, a doctor secretly took a blood sample from him then emailed him the results. Happens all the time
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Comments (82)
felixshen 18
Guillable isn't exactly the word I would use.
toaster123 11
yeah, use gullible instead...
Randy_Orton 16
Wazzup
scubanick 10
Wow what an idiot. Time to upgrade!
happyfingers 15
If he was really that worried maybe he thinks he has reason to be...? Maybe you should both get checked out soon...
musdesimd 18
i agree, for someone to easily agree, maybe something's up with him; do u kno his past? did use protection with past partners? i would not only test him but u too
worldclassrager 39
I hope scams don't come up offer for him...
tehdarkness 21
Hope it truly is a scam and you aren't just trying to convince yourself!
alicat13 12
Needanewboyfriend.com... refuse to have sex with him till he gets a second opinion :-)
sneakybabymaker 20
I probably would've gone along with it.
lexi365 20
He's a keeper...
WeskersSexslave 15
uh if he had a blood sample done, then he does in fact have aids.
tj4234 35
where do you live that you think they e-mail you news like that?