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By Anonymous - 28/03/2014 22:05 - United Kingdom - Brentwood

Today, I had to calm my rather gullible boyfriend down and reassure him that the email he got, telling him that he has AIDS, was just a scam. FML

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By OhJoy - 02/11/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML

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maskedman 9

Saturday 29 March 2014 5:03

If he believes that then he'll really be in trouble when he receives his Nigerian Prince e-mail.

WCARlover 34

Saturday 29 March 2014 5:03

No, a doctor secretly took a blood sample from him then emailed him the results. Happens all the time

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felixshen 18

Saturday 29 March 2014 6:48

Guillable isn't exactly the word I would use.

toaster123 11

Saturday 29 March 2014 8:06

yeah, use gullible instead...

Randy_Orton 16

Saturday 29 March 2014 7:01

Wazzup

scubanick 10

Saturday 29 March 2014 7:06

Wow what an idiot. Time to upgrade!

happyfingers 15

Saturday 29 March 2014 7:26

If he was really that worried maybe he thinks he has reason to be...? Maybe you should both get checked out soon...

musdesimd 18

Saturday 29 March 2014 12:43

i agree, for someone to easily agree, maybe something's up with him; do u kno his past? did use protection with past partners? i would not only test him but u too

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 29 March 2014 7:27

I hope scams don't come up offer for him...

tehdarkness 21

Saturday 29 March 2014 7:32

Hope it truly is a scam and you aren't just trying to convince yourself!

alicat13 12

Saturday 29 March 2014 7:39

Needanewboyfriend.com... refuse to have sex with him till he gets a second opinion :-)

sneakybabymaker 20

Saturday 29 March 2014 7:50

I probably would've gone along with it.

lexi365 20

Saturday 29 March 2014 8:41

He's a keeper...

WeskersSexslave 15

Saturday 29 March 2014 9:51

uh if he had a blood sample done, then he does in fact have aids.

tj4234 35

Saturday 29 March 2014 12:41

where do you live that you think they e-mail you news like that?

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