Money: Today, I thought I was doing a nice thing when I spent hundreds...

By yourewelcome - 05/12/2014 02:04 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I thought I was doing a nice thing when I spent hundreds of dollars to get my friend a plane ticket home. She yelled at me when I gave it to her. Turns out, she planned on spending a few more months freeloading off me. FML

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By AzrielB - 18/10/2018 15:30

Today, my friend, who had begged me to buy them a plane ticket after being stranded overseas, blocked me. They didn't even use the ticket. FML

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By friboy2791 - 27/09/2021 17:01

Today, my long distance friend-with-benefits informed me she's now in a relationship with an amazing guy. I should be happier for her, as even I admit he is perfect for her. Too bad I just spent over a thousand dollars on plane tickets to visit her. The tickets are completely nonrefundable. FML

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With friends like her, who needs money?

By Anonymous - 05/10/2019 22:01

Today, I maxed out my credit card trying to help a friend of over 19 years to go see her family for Christmas, only to find out she changed her mind and doesn’t really want to go. I can’t return the bus tickets, and she’s mad at me. FML

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By Full Stomach Empty Wallet - 06/08/2015 10:50 - United States - Danvers

Today, I discovered that the five-star meal that my friend treated me to last night was actually meant to be repayment of the $200 I loaned her last month. I needed that money for bills and she refuses to give me another cent. FML

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Bad friend

By Anonymous - 02/10/2024 12:00 - United States - Newark

Today, I went to the airport to pick up my friend. It wasn't until I got there that I realized I'd come on the wrong day. Her flight arrived yesterday, so that explains her radio silence for the past two days. I just thought she was in transit, but turns out she's pissed at me and wants me to pay for the Uber ride she had to take home from the airport. FML

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With friends like these…

By Poor as fuck - 29/05/2019 22:07

Today, I stayed with a friend because I was recently kicked out of my home and had nowhere to go. When I went out for job applications, she asked, "Can you pick me up a pack of smokes?" and then got mad that I didn't have the money, calling me selfish. FML

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Gratitude walks

By wasted money - 30/11/2022 16:00 - Australia

Today, I generously paid for my best friend to go to an event she's wanted to see her whole life. Instead of thanking me, she brought her children and made me pay for them too, complained that I hadn't chosen the seats she wanted, then blamed me when she got on the wrong train back to her hotel. FML

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Money ain't a problem when you've got it

By Anonymous - 07/10/2011 19:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I listened as my ridiculously wealthy friend excitedly rambled on and on about her latest shopping trip. This is the same friend who owes me £150, and accused me of being insensitive for asking her to repay it at some point. FML

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Useful friends

By The One - 28/08/2021 05:01 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, after having a fight with my BFF, she invited me to come along to a party. I found out later that she'd only invited me so that when returning from the event, we could take a taxi and split the cost. FML

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Passive agressive

By pointlessperson - 06/02/2009 14:28 - Canada

Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML

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ChenEighty 20

Friday 5 December 2014 15:09

Well now it's a "Get the hell out of my house already" present. Dual use achieved.

loloalltheway 23

Friday 5 December 2014 15:11

How ungrateful!

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ChenEighty 20

Friday 5 December 2014 15:09

Well now it's a "Get the hell out of my house already" present. Dual use achieved.

Hiktmae 20

Friday 5 December 2014 18:28

The friend definitely deserves that ticket home now.

poloy325 9

Friday 5 December 2014 15:10

What a bitch

loloalltheway 23

Friday 5 December 2014 15:11

How ungrateful!

Dlzq 22

Friday 5 December 2014 15:11

What a bitch. I'd kick her out..

Welshite 39

Friday 5 December 2014 15:12

Her name must be Squidward.

es3508 16

Friday 5 December 2014 19:19

It's time to pull out the alphabet soup

cwrocker 14

Saturday 6 December 2014 18:19

Then take her jellyfishing

silvercamaro 22

Friday 5 December 2014 15:13

Take a vacation and kick out your "friend" for free.

movaa 11

Friday 5 December 2014 15:15

Kick her out , and most airlines have some sort of exchange or refund policy. I would look into that ! maybe use the money to buy yourself a Christmas present ;)

Madrias 36

Friday 5 December 2014 15:21

Refund the plane ticket, then throw the ungrateful bitch out. "Find your own way home! You come back here, I'll press charges for trespassing."

Ichiya 29

Friday 5 December 2014 16:08

Or kill her its my go to response to bitchyness

charliewhippet 9

Friday 5 December 2014 15:22

She is not your friend.

MzZombicidal 36

Friday 5 December 2014 15:37

Well I'd be sure to let her know that her attitude won't fly around here! She can get the hell out and start providing for herself. Also, you're an extremely sweet friend, OP.