FML
United States
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
Anonymous
XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Julez
United States
Forgetting something?
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Silver linings
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Voltron
United States
Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML
worstwaytodumpagirl
Harrow, United Kingdom
Poor excuse
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Anonymous
Kansas City, United States
Stuck on you
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Fatnotpregnant
Today, I now know why my new jeans are so comfy. They're maternity jeans. I thought the soft elastic in front was just for added comfort. Apparently, I need to lose some weight. FML
gretel
Australia
Encouragement
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Anonymous
Runcorn, United Kingdom
Womens' pockets liberation now!
Today, I had to give in and order men's jeans, just so I could have functional pockets. Ordinarily not a problem, except I have wide hips and a suitable size doesn't seem to exist. FML
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FPsLife 5
Take control. Eat healthier. Be more active. You can do it!
helloprettyladee 0
So, you've gained a ton of weight. What do you do? Log onto the computer! Best solution ever award.
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Comments (220)
WynterQ 0
That sux.
beautyisahorse 0
geez, you people are cruel! I think she knows why her jeans are too small.
caitastrophe 0
exercise. spell it with me... e x e r c i s e .
what_thefk 0
your due for a work out u fat ****
Shyman4ever 0
Lose some weight fatty MCfatfat knom knom knon
dan148 0
U suck at life and I hate u
Crunchy08 0
it irritates me that just because guys can easily shed a pound or 25 they think it's easy for girls...it's not...I had a personal trainer for 3 months and typically didn't even manage to eat a good 1500 calories a day, and I lost 10 pounds...it's not easy by any means for people w/ out fast metabolisms and even worse for people with slow metabolisms and other disorders.
girlwithbannok 0
LMFAO IM FAT TOO AND I DONT WEAR JEANS
iwraith88 0
Multiple incidences have shown the body loses an ounce of weight exactly at the time of death. There's your quick weight-loss solution right there.
alyzandra 0
For some reason, I found "girlwithbannok's" comment terribly hilarious. Of course, that could just be due to my sleep deprivation.
themaintroll 0
YDI for not kicking back with your friends on a hot summer day and drinking lemonade with four ice cubes and no straw.