Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
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Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
Today, I was finally confident enough to buzz half my hair off into the style I've wanted since I was young. Turns out that I have a particularly large and angry-looking skin problem across my scalp that may well have been there for years. It'll take months to grow back. FML
Today, someone told me I have male pattern baldness; they thought so because I apparently have a "receding hairline." It's always been this way, I checked my pictures from the time I shaved my head when I was 16. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I looked at pictures of myself from 20 years ago when I was a teenager and realized I have only about a quarter of my hair left. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
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Top comments
VampOfSavannah 31
Lol his hair is going south for the winter.
tripwire88 6
As long as your shaft is functional it's all good. Cheer up
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Comments (73)
jh921971 10
Hair length has nothing to do with baldness. Amount of hare in an area does. I have a full head of hair, but my chest hair is still longer.
Shade1982 21
How many how hares do you have? I thought one was a burden already...
JanisEvans 10
What does the length have to do with anything?
darryaz 9
Bald guys are hot. (Oh, and don't get any kind of "hair replacement system". They always look so fake).
roxy11gurl 2
irony is all in the username
middlenamefrank 8
So....your hair is getting SHORTER?? Most men (ask me how I know) just lose their hair, whatever's left they can still grow as long as they want.
lailaxjan 11
Well, no hair will make you more aerodynamic for quidditch! You'll get that Snitch even faster now.
jasminetslater 13
Sucks to suck.
Tannasgh 22
That is going to be some strange comb over