Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
Today, I was finally confident enough to buzz half my hair off into the style I've wanted since I was young. Turns out that I have a particularly large and angry-looking skin problem across my scalp that may well have been there for years. It'll take months to grow back. FML
Today, someone told me I have male pattern baldness; they thought so because I apparently have a "receding hairline." It's always been this way, I checked my pictures from the time I shaved my head when I was 16. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I looked at pictures of myself from 20 years ago when I was a teenager and realized I have only about a quarter of my hair left. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
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Top comments
VampOfSavannah 31
Lol his hair is going south for the winter.
tripwire88 6
As long as your shaft is functional it's all good. Cheer up
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Comments (73)
ShadowGhost 16
Time to start building the hat collection
n3ophyt3 10
Well you must be a software engineer
Mynamewontfi 40
Becoming bald isn't that bad. Just keep your hair very short and it could still look good. No comb-overs, please.
SgtAssCheeks 21
Atleast you got Johnny Sins in your club, look at how much women he gets!
DaggNabbit 8
You should go buy a bottle of shampoo and tell the clerk how you love that shampoo and what it does for your hair.
octinate 17
Meh. Least you aren't a female going bald!
MooseKnuckle5150 13
Well, you got past the first step, which was admitting it. Now embrace it and shave it off.
Beatlemaniac1964 9
It's okay OP, my boyfriend is not even 20 yet and his hair is already starting to thin! It's not that big a deal :)
worldclassrager 41
Try some of that Bosley stuff see if that works...
stfudonnie 10
It happens to the best of us, don't let it get to you.On the bright side atleast you will have something to comb!