Anonymous
Mommy Issues
Today, my mother-in-law yanked my corset so tight that I shit myself. While wearing my dress. On my wedding day. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Oops
United States
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
TitMunch
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
A day to remember
Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML
DutchOven
United States
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
bride
United States
Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
gamerguru13
New York, United States
Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML
Angelica
Canada
Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML
Wtmcisdis
Douglasville, United States
What did you do?
Today, my mom had me arrested in the most humiliating way ever, in my nightgown, with no bra. She pushed me out her vagina, and now her life. FML
1234
Canada
Classy
Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML
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Madrias 36
No doubt the monster-in-law did that one on purpose. Hopefully the rest of your wedding day was better.
RichardPencil 32
What a great metaphor for your future! Your mother-in-law is gonna yank the shit out of you for years!
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Comments (16)
Madrias 36
No doubt the monster-in-law did that one on purpose. Hopefully the rest of your wedding day was better.
RichardPencil 32
What a great metaphor for your future! Your mother-in-law is gonna yank the shit out of you for years!
FishyFishy 12
That's sounds like a pretty shitty situation!
Lobby_Bee 18
Sounds like they are keeping you on a tight leash.
boopingsnoot 25
There goes the bride...
rodfergie 18
Well.......crap.
Joshwarrior 39
So I will be the guy to ask why put a corset on if you have to take a shit? Lol I'm sorry it sucks but damn it's funny.
mcdgaf 14
Don't wear a corset if you haven't worn one regularly reason 2867.
ThrottleJockey 36
By that logic no one could wear a corset ever.
Jurbla 14
Ah, the piece of s**t recognized a fellow piece of s**t pulling on the corset and poked its head out for a family reunion! How sweet!
Dave_Davington 35
You're allowed to say shit on the internet. It's quite alright, I assure you.
Champignon_fml 19
... Was this supposed to be an open back corset and did your mother-in-law think it needed to close all the way? Or do you have a bowel illness? If yes, that's awful :/ I really can't imagine any other ways someone could yank a well-fitted corset tight enough to make someone shit themselves.
BatCatTaco 13
Agreed! As someone who owns and wears corsets, I've NEVER shit myself. I don't even think it's possible, unless she has some health issues. Even then... still don't think it would happen.