Mommy Issues

By Anonymous - 28/06/2018 20:47

Today, my mother-in-law yanked my corset so tight that I shit myself. While wearing my dress. On my wedding day. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 564
You deserved it 407
Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Madrias 36

No doubt the monster-in-law did that one on purpose. Hopefully the rest of your wedding day was better.

34 3
RichardPencil 30

What a great metaphor for your future! Your mother-in-law is gonna yank the shit out of you for years!

29 2

Comments

Madrias 36

No doubt the monster-in-law did that one on purpose. Hopefully the rest of your wedding day was better.

34 3
RichardPencil 30

What a great metaphor for your future! Your mother-in-law is gonna yank the shit out of you for years!

29 2
FishyFishy 12

That's sounds like a pretty shitty situation!

4 10
Lobby_Bee 17

Sounds like they are keeping you on a tight leash.

4 0
boopingsnoot 24

There goes the bride...

8 0
Joshwarrior 39

So I will be the guy to ask why put a corset on if you have to take a shit? Lol I'm sorry it sucks but damn it's funny.

13 1
mcdgaf 14

Don't wear a corset if you haven't worn one regularly reason 2867.

4 4
ThrottleJockey 35

By that logic no one could wear a corset ever.

0 0
Jurbla 14

Ah, the piece of s**t recognized a fellow piece of s**t pulling on the corset and poked its head out for a family reunion! How sweet!

2 5
Dave_Davington 33

You're allowed to say shit on the internet. It's quite alright, I assure you.

5 0
Champignon_fml 19

... Was this supposed to be an open back corset and did your mother-in-law think it needed to close all the way? Or do you have a bowel illness? If yes, that's awful :/ I really can't imagine any other ways someone could yank a well-fitted corset tight enough to make someone shit themselves.

6 0
BatCatTaco 13

Agreed! As someone who owns and wears corsets, I've NEVER shit myself. I don't even think it's possible, unless she has some health issues. Even then... still don't think it would happen.

1 2