Mommy Issues

By Anonymous - 28/06/2018 20:47

Today, my mother-in-law yanked my corset so tight that I shit myself. While wearing my dress. On my wedding day. FML
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Madrias 36

No doubt the monster-in-law did that one on purpose. Hopefully the rest of your wedding day was better.

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RichardPencil 30

What a great metaphor for your future! Your mother-in-law is gonna yank the shit out of you for years!

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Madrias 36

No doubt the monster-in-law did that one on purpose. Hopefully the rest of your wedding day was better.

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RichardPencil 30

What a great metaphor for your future! Your mother-in-law is gonna yank the shit out of you for years!

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FishyFishy 12

That's sounds like a pretty shitty situation!

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Lobby_Bee 17

Sounds like they are keeping you on a tight leash.

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boopingsnoot 24

There goes the bride...

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rodfergie 18

Well.......crap.

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Joshwarrior 39

So I will be the guy to ask why put a corset on if you have to take a shit? Lol I'm sorry it sucks but damn it's funny.

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mcdgaf 14

Don't wear a corset if you haven't worn one regularly reason 2867.

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ThrottleJockey 35

By that logic no one could wear a corset ever.

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Jurbla 14

Ah, the piece of s**t recognized a fellow piece of s**t pulling on the corset and poked its head out for a family reunion! How sweet!

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Dave_Davington 33

You're allowed to say shit on the internet. It's quite alright, I assure you.

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Champignon_fml 19

... Was this supposed to be an open back corset and did your mother-in-law think it needed to close all the way? Or do you have a bowel illness? If yes, that's awful :/ I really can't imagine any other ways someone could yank a well-fitted corset tight enough to make someone shit themselves.

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BatCatTaco 12

Agreed! As someone who owns and wears corsets, I've NEVER shit myself. I don't even think it's possible, unless she has some health issues. Even then... still don't think it would happen.

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