Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
Today, I was finally confident enough to buzz half my hair off into the style I've wanted since I was young. Turns out that I have a particularly large and angry-looking skin problem across my scalp that may well have been there for years. It'll take months to grow back. FML
Today, someone told me I have male pattern baldness; they thought so because I apparently have a "receding hairline." It's always been this way, I checked my pictures from the time I shaved my head when I was 16. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I looked at pictures of myself from 20 years ago when I was a teenager and realized I have only about a quarter of my hair left. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
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Top comments
VampOfSavannah 31
Lol his hair is going south for the winter.
tripwire88 6
As long as your shaft is functional it's all good. Cheer up
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Comments (73)
Ghost_Kaulitz 16
Maybe going bald won't be so bad!Matt Shadows from Avenged Sevenfold tried the bald look and he looked AMAZING!!!Cheer up!Maybe the same'll happen for you! :)
NinaAD 10
Can someone please tell me how he could possibly deserve this? Btw op, you could try some commercial products and of they don't work see a specialist if you really want to get your hair problem fixed.
False_Stupidity 42
A temporary solution would be to shave your chest hair, that way it will be shorter than your head hair again and you can live in denial for a while longer.
crazytwinsmom 25
As with many male things, it's not the length that matters.
buttcramp 21
I also think you should embrace the baldness. if you fight it and it doesn't work you'll be even more upset and probably have wasted some money too.
r00nie 10
atleast you've got something going for you
vikky538 29
at least you got hair somewhere on your body...
marrymarz 13
life is short！
catharsis5 9
Why not shave it all off? Some men look really good when they go bald. Also, there's hair follicle transplant as an option.
stargirl_95 24
Don't worry, OP, baldness can be really sexy and it's certainly looks better than bad comb overs. You'll feel a lot more confident if you embrace the baldness.