Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
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Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
Today, I was finally confident enough to buzz half my hair off into the style I've wanted since I was young. Turns out that I have a particularly large and angry-looking skin problem across my scalp that may well have been there for years. It'll take months to grow back. FML
Today, someone told me I have male pattern baldness; they thought so because I apparently have a "receding hairline." It's always been this way, I checked my pictures from the time I shaved my head when I was 16. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I looked at pictures of myself from 20 years ago when I was a teenager and realized I have only about a quarter of my hair left. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
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Top comments
VampOfSavannah 31
Lol his hair is going south for the winter.
tripwire88 6
As long as your shaft is functional it's all good. Cheer up
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Comments (73)
airhead2015 18
I hope you're "of age" to be balding. if you are then its not really an FML since most people bald. If you're in your 20s or 30s or something then yeah, FYL.
Pstraka6 20
Dude being bald is NOT a bad thing. I used to think is was funny when I was younger, but you wouldn't believe how how many women are receptive to a man with no hair on their head or a shave head! If thats the worst of your problems, you've got it damn good brother
colton_colton 50
Sorry to hear that!
weveallbeenthere 30
hopefully your older than 40.
coried91 28
Who cares. My Uncle went bald in his twenties and he doesn't look bad. The singer for Daughtry is hot and he's bald. Bald isn't bad.
dachayke 16
His older than 40 what?
JoeyJaws68 18
That's a pretty hairy situation you got there.
Kateyez_26 13
The beginning stages of turning into a wookie...
Nyx_fml 23
I haven't seen a bald wookie, though.
kakkyman 4
That's why he said the beginning stages lol OP, this is just the beginning...
ShoyuSauceSoup 26
Don't worry, OP. There are plenty of treatments against baldness. A friend of mine was going bald, too, and now he has a lot of hair and no signs of baldness. He had to take some medicine, I don't know for sure, and he told me there were no side effects. By the way, saudações brasileiras!
Neighborhoods 8
cheer up, you will never have a bad hairday!
jdwmoore 5
can you be any stupider?
VampOfSavannah 31
There's an easy solution for that. Shave your chest and superglue the fuzz to your scalp.
sammyjanette 17
Embrace it, and just shave it all off! Nothing looks worse than the things people do to try to hide it like comb overs or hair dyes.