Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my new upstairs neighbors moved in. Within ten minutes of getting in the door they were screaming and arguing about everything, practically handing out death threats to each other. I then heard them having even louder makeup sex for about three hours afterwards. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
Today, after finally moving into a better neighborhood, my family and I were greeted by the elderly couple who live window to window to us. How? By hearing them have sex loudly and then praying for forgiveness even louder. Welcome to the neighborhood! FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, I ran into my new apartment neighbor. She said she could hear me and my girlfriend having wild sex last night. She told me she had always wanted to have a threesome. My new neighbor is as old as my grandma, and even resembles her. I politely declined. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
Free ****?
hannahmorgan06 7
ironic.
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Comments (89)
xleanne_aLly 23
Sorry about that.
Madiluvsyuh98 2
Awkward
drloves69 4
Brian: " The house is so run down you can hear the mice having sex in the walls" Mouse:making mickey mouse noise, finishes:
sydie5 12
that wasnt messes up at all...
CryMoreFMLs 15
Family guy reference. I think it was well done, just needs a bit or re-wording.
Tyger44 1
Heh you are in tokyo,japan,how could you expect the area to be quiet 0,o!???!? If your apartment is one of those shoe box apartments..fml OP..
RaineLee 5
I like that you explained it as a full-blown sex ordeal. Lol!
RedPillSucks 33
Yes, Everybody loves to be fully blown. It's those partial blows that pisses people off
Nitial 6
Now are you sure it was 'blowing' the whole time?
pixelebrate 0
Start screaming out the name that your neighbours are screaming out.
jobsman99 0
Don't tell your parents you ********** to their sounds and sometimes join them. Your parents may not approve.
reedyii 1
Join in...!
muchagente 5
well, it's peaceful all right. love not war, you know.