Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML
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nonsensical
| 26
"Oh this is embarrassing, I'm sorry. I was actually checking you out. You're very attractive." THIS WOULD HAVE MADE HIS DAY.
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jet223
| 20
Why don't you just tell him that he was attractive? Well you were with your parents so I guess that's not such a good idea. I guess your only choice now is to say you zoned out and accidentally stared at him. Or just yell really loud and run out of the restaurant.
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beaglegal
| 42
Well I guess it wasn't very (h)armless.
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NeatNit
| 32
Wait, I don't get it. Was he handsome or not?
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NeatNit
| 32
you guys wouldn't know a good joke if you hit your toe in it like a STUMP.
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Emma1562
| 33
I hope you told him that you just were looking because you thought he was attractive op
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holaitsdez
| 12
yes, I was hoping the same thing
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radiocaf
| 29
#2 & #14 me too. Perfect opportunity right there if you ask me.
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jet223
| 20
Why don't you just tell him that he was attractive? Well you were with your parents so I guess that's not such a good idea. I guess your only choice now is to say you zoned out and accidentally stared at him. Or just yell really loud and run out of the restaurant.
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Fiorella1
| 19
Yeah, it's perfectly normal, I do it all the time. I mean the yelling and running out part.
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nonsensical
| 26
"Oh this is embarrassing, I'm sorry. I was actually checking you out. You're very attractive." THIS WOULD HAVE MADE HIS DAY.
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Miss_Chevious
| 37
OP can always call him and tell him... that would still make his day
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cksmith51
| 14
OP would need his number first to do that
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bapbap_fml
| 15
Or call the restaurant. A customer was once very rude to me and called my work later to apologize.
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AbtractAngela
| 17
She was with her family, that was the reason she didn't want to do anything like that in the first place.
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_Reign_
| 15
It would take an arm and a leg to recover from that awkward situation.
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johncanact
| 13
If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
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iPixelCheese
| 19
It's better you tell him the truth
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disbatch
| 14
yeah, truth is gimp I was checking you out
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BantasaurusRex
| 13
Tell. Him. Da. Truth.
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laden_swallow09
| 34
"What? I was- Nooo… *giggle* I was checking /you/ out, big boy!"
Boom. The Flirt-O-Matic 1000 saves you from social faux pas once again!
Now, I just need to adjust the master motivator and the timing pins…
Boom. The Flirt-O-Matic 1000 saves you from social faux pas once again!
Now, I just need to adjust the master motivator and the timing pins…
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SouthernSmartass
| 5
That's when you tell him you were looking because he was attractive.
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whitetiger13131
| 26
A chance to say something smooth like "I was just picturing it wrapped around me"
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RedPillSucks
| 31
smoooooooth