By Anonymous - 4/7/2015 01:45 - United States - Federal Way
Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML
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By  jet223  |  20

Why don't you just tell him that he was attractive? Well you were with your parents so I guess that's not such a good idea. I guess your only choice now is to say you zoned out and accidentally stared at him. Or just yell really loud and run out of the restaurant.

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By  jet223  |  20

Why don't you just tell him that he was attractive? Well you were with your parents so I guess that's not such a good idea. I guess your only choice now is to say you zoned out and accidentally stared at him. Or just yell really loud and run out of the restaurant.

By  laden_swallow09  |  34

"What? I was- Nooo… *giggle* I was checking /you/ out, big boy!"

Boom. The Flirt-O-Matic 1000 saves you from social faux pas once again!

Now, I just need to adjust the master motivator and the timing pins…