FML : Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking...

Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 4 July 2015 01:45 / United States - Federal Way

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By nonsensical | 26

#6340164 - Saturday 4 July 2015 19:20

"Oh this is embarrassing, I'm sorry. I was actually checking you out. You're very attractive." THIS WOULD HAVE MADE HIS DAY.

By jet223 | 20

#6340162 - Saturday 4 July 2015 19:19

Why don't you just tell him that he was attractive? Well you were with your parents so I guess that's not such a good idea. I guess your only choice now is to say you zoned out and accidentally stared at him. Or just yell really loud and run out of the restaurant.

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By beaglegal | 42

#6340157 - Saturday 4 July 2015 19:17

Well I guess it wasn't very (h)armless.

NeatNit | 32

#6340400 - Sunday 5 July 2015 0:31

Wait, I don't get it. Was he handsome or not?

NeatNit | 32

#6341654 - Monday 6 July 2015 7:02

you guys wouldn't know a good joke if you hit your toe in it like a STUMP.

By Emma1562 | 33

#6340160 - Saturday 4 July 2015 19:18

I hope you told him that you just were looking because you thought he was attractive op

holaitsdez | 12

#6340207 - Saturday 4 July 2015 19:57

yes, I was hoping the same thing

radiocaf | 29

#6340698 - Sunday 5 July 2015 7:37

#2 & #14 me too. Perfect opportunity right there if you ask me.

By jet223 | 20

#6340162 - Saturday 4 July 2015 19:19

Fiorella1 | 19

#6341589 - Monday 6 July 2015 5:24

Yeah, it's perfectly normal, I do it all the time. I mean the yelling and running out part.

By nonsensical | 26

#6340164 - Saturday 4 July 2015 19:20

"Oh this is embarrassing, I'm sorry. I was actually checking you out. You're very attractive." THIS WOULD HAVE MADE HIS DAY.

Miss_Chevious | 37

#6340208 - Saturday 4 July 2015 20:00

OP can always call him and tell him... that would still make his day

cksmith51 | 14

#6340290 - Saturday 4 July 2015 21:35

OP would need his number first to do that

bapbap_fml | 15

#6340337 - Saturday 4 July 2015 22:53

Or call the restaurant. A customer was once very rude to me and called my work later to apologize.

AbtractAngela | 17

#6341845 - Monday 6 July 2015 11:02

She was with her family, that was the reason she didn't want to do anything like that in the first place.

By _Reign_ | 15

#6340165 - Saturday 4 July 2015 19:21

It would take an arm and a leg to recover from that awkward situation.

johncanact | 13

#6340882 - Sunday 5 July 2015 14:43

If you have to force it, it's probably shit.

By iPixelCheese | 19

#6340174 - Saturday 4 July 2015 19:28

It's better you tell him the truth

disbatch | 14

#6340559 - Sunday 5 July 2015 5:15

yeah, truth is gimp I was checking you out

By BantasaurusRex | 13

#6340175 - Saturday 4 July 2015 19:29

Tell. Him. Da. Truth.

By laden_swallow09 | 34

#6340177 - Saturday 4 July 2015 19:30

"What? I was- Nooo… *giggle* I was checking /you/ out, big boy!"

Boom. The Flirt-O-Matic 1000 saves you from social faux pas once again!

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