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By Anonymous - 12/12/2020 07:56 - Germany - Zittau
Today, I heard my mom say to the dogs, "Are you hungry? Do you want something tasty out of the garbage can?" Don’t worry though, she probably only meant the one in our garden, where she keeps the deer heads. FML
This is an FML for the dogs. Your mom should keep the deer heads in your fridge where they can stay fresh and watch you. (I think I just invented a great weight-loss plan.)
"Honey, go fetch a severed deer head from the garbage can! Don't worry about the neighbors, they club baby seals for fun."