Today, one of my coworkers decided it'd be funny to tell our boss that I made creepy comments about his teenage daughter. The worst part is that the aforementioned lying coworker is my mother. I wish I was joking. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
Today, I accidentally called my boss "Mom." Now she is jokingly telling everyone that I'm the long-lost daughter she gave up for adoption, because she knew I'd be a failure. FML
Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML
Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML
Today, one of my employees lied to his mother and told her that I’m his girlfriend, so she actually came to invite me to Sunday dinner. Nice woman, but I had to tell her he lied, since I’m married, to my wife. She kicked up a huge stink in the shop and accused me of using her son for "hetero sex". FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, my 50-something coworker followed through on his threat to file a defamation lawsuit against me. All because I jokingly said "pedo" after he bragged to everyone that his girlfriend is a smoking hot 19-year-old. FML
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, my mother, who insists on sticking her nose into every aspect of my life, found out I'm only "middle management" and called my boss to criticize her for undervaluing me, demanding I be promoted immediately. I'm now the laughing stock of my office. FML
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Top comments
Anderling 33
If you have any other job prospects, this might be the time to hit them up. I don't know what in the fresh heck your mother was trying to accomplish with that but either way it was a targeted attack and it's better to find somewhere without a coworker's active sabotage.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Not funny. Your mother telling your boss you were making creepy comments about HER child on the other hand could be hilarious.
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Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Not funny. Your mother telling your boss you were making creepy comments about HER child on the other hand could be hilarious.
Anderling 33
If you have any other job prospects, this might be the time to hit them up. I don't know what in the fresh heck your mother was trying to accomplish with that but either way it was a targeted attack and it's better to find somewhere without a coworker's active sabotage.
RichardPencil 32
The only logical course of action is to start dating his daughter. Make sure you are familiar with your local "age of consent" laws, so you know what you'll need to create plausible deniability. This'll take everyone by surprise.
Chazzster 32
It all depends on if OP actually made creepy or inappropriate comments about Boss’s daughter. If he did, then I’ve no sympathy. If Mom just made up the whole thing “for fun” then that’s pretty terrible. OP, either way you need to find a new job.