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By emoflowers - 10/04/2012 02:51 - United States - Amarillo
Today, my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had irritable bowel syndrome, on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. FML
In the USA, our taxes don't pay for free health care :-/ They charge you an arm and a leg because they can. It's even worse if you don't have health insurance. If you can't afford it, well, that's tough sh*t
You mean to jack off right?
Haha my little brother does sorta the same thing. He locks himself in the bathroom for a couple hours with a book multiple times a day.