Leave me alone

By emoflowers - 10/04/2012 02:51 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had irritable bowel syndrome, on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 519
You deserved it 3 341

Same thing different taste

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bitch_pleez 10

Haha my little brother does sorta the same thing. He locks himself in the bathroom for a couple hours with a book multiple times a day.

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What I don't get is why OP doesn't go to his bedroom to get away from things...

yaya1213 6

Well mayb it's like my house. Maybe OP shares a room or if he goes to his room, they still barge right in. Being in the bathroom I the only excuse for them not to do that.

Riverlovestacos 0

My family still barges into the bathroom

Happens to me too, I have no privacy and no peace.

KiddNYC1O 20

1- I don't usually RUB OFF on people's comments but that's exactly what I thought immediately after reading the anecdote.

#44-- It could be like at my house, where none of the rooms have locks except for the bathrooms.

bitch_pleez 10

Haha my little brother does sorta the same thing. He locks himself in the bathroom for a couple hours with a book multiple times a day.

It's most likely a **** magazine he goes in...

bitch_pleez 10

It's either a book or his 3ds, and if it's a book, it's whatever the newest novel we have is.

"oooh, *fap fap fap* this book is soo good!"

blackheart24 10

Whatever OP probably goes to the bathroom to get on FML... I know that's what I do.

nuggetmonster 12

My parents are like that, except they'll barge into the bathroom as well.

GhettoXmuffin 7

It's okay. I head into my bathroom to yank my stank every so often too.

GhettoXmuffin 7

Disregard that last comment. That was a terrible way to put it.

Amity24 6

Sry if this is of topic but dam r u ever hot if that's u in the profile pic

Hey 50! This is not eHarmony, feel free to use the private message section anytime.

Everyone has done that at least once, but it is not a good idea to make a habit of it.

EvilTeddysRock 2

Should have fessed up BEFORE going to the hospital.There goes a few hundred dollars down the toilet.You literally paid the doctor to laugh at you lol.

It's free to go to the doctors. And the fee wouldn't even be that big in the first place :/

In the USA, our taxes don't pay for free health care :-/ They charge you an arm and a leg because they can. It's even worse if you don't have health insurance. If you can't afford it, well, that's tough sh*t

Don't feel bad OP. You're not the only one who does that.

I like how everybody thinks about jacking off.... Maybe he was just.... Ah who am I kidding he was wanking it for sure

much safer than in your room...cause no one bugs you if the fan in the bathroom is on and the door is locked

You couldn't find a better way to get away from your family? Not sure if that's an FYL or a YDI. :/