Miscellaneous: Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that... - FML

By FirstKiss - 13/07/2009 15:00 - Canada

Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML

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By Username - 30/04/2011 08:51 - United Kingdom

Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML

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Poor me

By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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By nina - 11/08/2010 16:04 - Luxembourg

Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML

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Running commentary

By The Gabriel - 24/04/2022 10:00

Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML

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By Loser - 01/11/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I was playing a game of truth or dare in a group with a girl I liked. She was dared to kiss me, but then the group decided that that was too cruel of a dare. FML

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Spin on this

By foreveralone - 21/03/2020 06:00

Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML

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Big whoops

By Anonymous - 11/11/2013 15:55 - United States

Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By milkybear - 15/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

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A_Guy 0

Monday 13 July 2009 19:56

That sucks How does she deserve it? Assholes

klutzywriter 0

Monday 13 July 2009 19:55

Ouch!!

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love2shop 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 0:06

awwww

garfunkadellic 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 0:09

hahahaha daaaamm i wonder how ugly you really are. but your life sucks that you're that ugly. fyl haaha

eastbaydad 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 0:26

just be happy you got kissed...as ugly as you apparantly are it could be your last unless you hang out at bars at closing time. you should get breast implants so men don't look at your face.

beaniebabe 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 1:40

ouch!!!

lenar_fml 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 2:20

You don't deserve that. People can be so cruel. Don't let it get you down. I bet you are pretty and they are just a bunch of sheep who go with what the media/society says what is beautiful.

fml_is_so_funny 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 2:44

Some people are just ugly, and have to accept it. Sorry babe, I would love to make out with you.

RandomRainbow 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 3:04

Oooh that is gotta hurt!!

aquarius6 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 6:36

if this is true... i feel sorry for u

carrot89 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 3:07

Aw that's so mean! :(

Shyman4ever 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 6:04

Sux 2 B U

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Today, according to my husband, if I die first he won’t be looking after my son from a previous marriage. Either my sister will have to take him or he’ll go into foster care. He doesn’t want kids of his own, so he’ll be dammed if he has to look after someone else’s just because I’m dead. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. At one point, he started to kiss my ear. Then, he stopped, went into the bathroom, and came out with about four Q-tips. He then said to me, "Just take care of your ears, then I'll continue." FML

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Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

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Today, I felt like going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me for supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. FML

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Today, I have dated three people in high school and all of them cheated on me. The first one had feelings for, let's say, person A; the second one had feelings for person B; and the third girl had feelings for both person A and B. So, I ain't gonna be dating anyone any time soon. FML

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Today, my husband told me he's just "not interested" in having sex anymore. FML

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Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML

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