By notwasted39 - United States


Today, I was walking to my mailbox when I fell down and couldn't get up. My neighbor walked by with his dog, took one look at me struggling, said, "What is wrong with kids these days, drunk at 9 a.m.?" and continued on. I couldn't get up because I'm still healing from a stress fracture in my hip. FML
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  djb23  |  0

look on the bright side, when your old neighbor breaks his hip getting the mail and calls you for help you can walk by him and say "looks like you could use a drink.." and keep walking

  Suekoff16  |  3

That was exactly what I was waiting for someone to say. Thats what I thought of when I saw I fell and couldn't get up and I started laughing thinking of the commercial

  elseany  |  0

#32 caneut you are a retard. shes probably past the crutches stage of recovery, and even if she wasnt quite, a short walk to the mailbox is a good way to build the muscles and get steadier

  Inked2009  |  0

Asshole, they did not ask for you to be a royal bitch. She shouldn't have to say anything a good person would go ahead and help. Not make a jackass remark,and keep going.

By  lendmeyourteeth  |  0

at least you didn't know the old man.. && say something, explain to him what happened and ask for help! idk why this is an fml lol you didn't even know him.. gna die soon anyways