Help!

By notwasted39 - 13/07/2009 16:21 - United States

Today, I was walking to my mailbox when I fell down and couldn't get up. My neighbor walked by with his dog, took one look at me struggling, said, "What is wrong with kids these days, drunk at 9 a.m.?" and continued on. I couldn't get up because I'm still healing from a stress fracture in my hip. FML
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live_my_life245 0

ohh that must suck! guess the neighbor isn't too nice...

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evanwilliams 4

Hey, if you get drunk enough it won't hurt so much. And you'll live up to your neighbor's expectations as well. Problem solved. You're welcome.

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live_my_life245 0

ohh that must suck! guess the neighbor isn't too nice...

35 3
Kttttt 0

Help! I have fallen and I can't get up!

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djb23 0

look on the bright side, when your old neighbor breaks his hip getting the mail and calls you for help you can walk by him and say "looks like you could use a drink.." and keep walking

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caneut 0

YDI, why don't you have something called crutches to help keep pressure off your hip? duh

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Suekoff16 3

That was exactly what I was waiting for someone to say. Thats what I thought of when I saw I fell and couldn't get up and I started laughing thinking of the commercial

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xTIGERxLILYx 0

#19: NIICCCEE!!!! i can't believe over 300 ppl said the OP deserved it. god forbid anything serious happen to them.

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elseany 0

#32 caneut you are a retard. shes probably past the crutches stage of recovery, and even if she wasnt quite, a short walk to the mailbox is a good way to build the muscles and get steadier

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hey2341 0

yesss this was my thot as soon as i saw "i've fallen and i can't get up"

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WindsorDog 0

That's just it, he/she didn't ask for help. A simple explanation and an ask for help would probably gotten you up.

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bored690 0

the fact that they had time to post it on fml indicates that they're ok

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whoisthisgirl 4

damn... I was going to say something about lifealert..

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StoneColdNigga 0

You didn't say anything dumbass?

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Inked2009 0

Asshole, they did not ask for you to be a royal bitch. She shouldn't have to say anything a good person would go ahead and help. Not make a jackass remark,and keep going.

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Crash92 0

you would think that this would be pretty easy to explain.

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AnaMaree 0

Even if he was drunk the polite thing to do would be to help him back in his house.

7 2
Crunchy_fml 0

oh sorry, you were that kid?

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soninlaw2be 0

you were that guy?

7 0
acranine11 0

Umm maybe tell him you're not drunk and you need help.. Try thinking next time

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kionnalexus 0

I think there would be a difference between drunk and in pain and I'm usually not trying to explain things when I get hurt.

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jadeddream 0

regardless, the neighbor should've helped her up without needing an explanation. It's just the right thing to do.

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divineinstrument 2

I have to agree with #5. You can't really expect people to help you. if you want help, you have to ask for it.

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lendmeyourteeth 0

at least you didn't know the old man.. && say something, explain to him what happened and ask for help! idk why this is an fml lol you didn't even know him.. gna die soon anyways

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justdance45 0

you should have asked him to help you up then kicked him in the balls

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InsomniaCafe 11

Pfuh! What's wrong with people these days? So judgmental!

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evanwilliams 4

Hey, if you get drunk enough it won't hurt so much. And you'll live up to your neighbor's expectations as well. Problem solved. You're welcome.

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portablecupid 3

i hope you explained it to him and made him feel like crap

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