Love: Today, I was playing a game of truth or dare in a group with...

By Loser - 01/11/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I was playing a game of truth or dare in a group with a girl I liked. She was dared to kiss me, but then the group decided that that was too cruel of a dare. FML

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By smooth - 21/11/2013 16:10 - United States

Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML

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By FirstKiss - 13/07/2009 15:00 - Canada

Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML

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By Tim - 17/11/2024 03:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, some of my buddies were playing truth or dare. As I got to the group, one guy was dared to ding dong ditch. He did so, and the owner of the house let his big ol' dog out to chase us. It only ran after me the whole time. FML

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By nekkidness - 21/11/2012 21:06 - United States - Carthage

Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met some nice girls. One of them was really sweet and we were having a great time in my friend's backyard. As I was on the swing, I was gonna give her my number, but instead, I gave her a harsh kick to the face. FML

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By Messiahman - 30/10/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML

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By Someguy - 06/06/2011 18:55 - Belgium

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2015 18:23 - United States - Cheyenne

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

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By Jason - 22/11/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, I was finally able to hang out with a girl I really liked at a party. We had a great time and spent hours together. When I leaned in for a kiss at the end of the night, she stopped me and said , "You're a great guy, but we can't go out because you'd be bad for my social reputation." FML

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By Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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rose1212 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 14:10

The exact same thing happened to my friend last night, except he used to date the girl and thats why it would be too cruel... ethan, if this is you, you kinda left out that part.

halsduksmonstret 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 12:05

Ouch...

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halsduksmonstret 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 12:05

Ouch...

ihavenoideawho 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 13:01

Ouch +1. happened to me once as well... i know how you feel

lmtlmt 7

Monday 2 November 2009 6:57

Maybe they just dont like kissing? How old are they? Once when i played truth or dare i got dared to kiss a girl but i was too scared back then, lol.

goofygirl27 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 4:02

that's so right ouch...

South_Park_Shay 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 12:11

Those kinda things happen... and you kinda gotta say "screw them." 2nd?

TheDoge 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 12:21

yeah, but still bro, that would have been the opportunity for OP to show the girl his kissing skills that hes been practicing on poster-sized enlarged copies of pictures of her he took from the shrubs outside her bathroom window.

Plumppotato 3

Sunday 1 November 2009 17:03

thats too many details to be made up on the spot. is there anything youd like to share with the group?

The_Pleb 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 18:38

#4 WIN +1

_Noon_ 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 12:28

Ouch, that's pretty harsh. Sorry :(

hawrst 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 12:34

Wow... what a group of dicks.

Antivirus_fml 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 12:53

Okay, now when nobody is around, follow her until you both are alone, then kiss her & f*ck her, and and and............ wake up?

FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29

Sunday 1 November 2009 23:58

Win.

Sgt_Minty 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:11

double win

747drvr 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 13:03

Don't worry what goes around comes around!

aero_fml 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 13:09

That's why you use a condom PS are you really a 747 pilot

coolscale 6

Sunday 1 November 2009 13:09

haha. yeah. what goes around comes around. lol

perdix 29

Sunday 1 November 2009 13:31

And the girl you "liked" didn't correct the crowd and kiss you anyway? Well, now you know where you stand with her. For people like you, you can always look for a glory hole.

henro37 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 16:33

amen

rose1212 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 14:10

The exact same thing happened to my friend last night, except he used to date the girl and thats why it would be too cruel... ethan, if this is you, you kinda left out that part.