Today, I had my first hockey game after being out with a shoulder injury. I ended up cracking my tail bone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell and fractured my tailbone. I just healed from my last tailbone fracture 4 weeks ago. FML
Today, I had my first ice skating lesson. I had to wait five years for a rink to open in my town, two weeks for my lessons to begin, but only ten minutes to fall and hit my tailbone so hard that I can't walk. FML
Today, I had my first game ever as an ice hockey goalie. Our team didn't have a goalie helmet, so they gave me a regular one which didn't cover me completely. I was worried about it and told my coach, but he said I would be fine. I then took a puck to the throat that sent me to hospital. FML
Today, after spending the day at work avoiding all hard manual tasks that may harm me, I had a table dropped on my foot. I broke my toe, split my nail and had to get a tetanus shot. I was avoiding injury as I was supposed to be performing in a figure skating exhibition this evening. FML
Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML
Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML
Today, after a stressful day at work, I just wanted to go home and play video games. And then I broke my thumb. FML
Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML
Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML
Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML
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YurTriniFantasy 1
FYL OP i feel bad for you but i hope yu heal up quickly and go back to hockey :)
ATLforever7 6
And yet the pros are making millions of dollars... Not bad for out of work figure skaters.
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Comments (214)
AtomicBryce 0
and you play hockey why
emmiep1011 7
i think you should let that hockey dream die
AScic1 3
Maybe curling is more your speed.
patacus 14
maybe you should try something less intense like chess, antiquing or stamp collecting. what a thrill!
OreoKami 0
oowchie booty ahaha
girl14 0
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**** you. Hockey players are one of the toughest athletes out except MAYBE rugby because they don't have the pads but you can skate way faster than you can run and you're being crushed against boards. Even with padding if you don't take a hit right it can HURT. Especially because i play with boys and they're like six foot eight and 180 lbs. im a girl 5 1 and 110 lbs. I AM NOT A PUSSY OR A AN OUT OF WORK FIGURE SKATER!! Just because we play on ice doesn't mean we dance around like pansies. And just because some players are pansies (Crosby) doesn't mean we all are. So grow up.
mmedeiros14 0
I understand hurting your shoulder playing hockey but how did u break your tailbone?
MsMeiriona 2
....falling and landing on your ass. most people don't have nature's blubber airbag if they're involved in sports.
mmedeiros14 0
you wear heavy padded pants I've fallen on my ass so many times playing hockey.
girl14 0
Bite me. Either you're an idiot or you're still mad that Canada won gold last year and now pretend to hate the sport and not care. Americans are all the same.
Legendslayer222 26
Are you that fragile sounding person who broke their knee while sitting down at their computer desk? It is kind of to be expected as hockey is a rough sport, but still that sucks. Get well soon.
Mr_Darkside 5
no pain no game
YayFlameWarz 9
It's gain, champ
MsMeiriona 2
it's a pun on the phrase, regarding the game he was playing. not too subtle for you, is it?