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By Paul Williams - 24/06/2011 19:17 - United States

Today, I had my first hockey game after being out with a shoulder injury. I ended up cracking my tail bone. FML

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By pinklatina - 09/12/2016 20:01 - Canada

Today, I fell and fractured my tailbone. I just healed from my last tailbone fracture 4 weeks ago. FML

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By skatergrrrl - 15/02/2010 18:40 - United States

Today, I had my first ice skating lesson. I had to wait 5 years for a rink to open in my town, 2 weeks for my lessons to begin, but only 10 minutes to fall and hit my tailbone so hard that I can't walk. FML

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What the puck?

By Anonymous - 04/04/2013 14:29 - United States - Portsmouth

Today, I had my first game ever as an ice hockey goalie. Our team didn't have a goalie helmet, so they gave me a regular one which didn't cover me completely. I was worried about it and told my coach, but he said I would be fine. I then took a puck to the throat that sent me to hospital. FML

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By ice_dancer_jake - 20/06/2019 02:28

Today, after spending the day at work avoiding all hard manual tasks that may harm me, I had a table dropped on my foot. I broke my toe, split my nail and had to get a tetanus shot. I was avoiding injury as I was supposed to be performing in a figure skating exhibition this evening. FML

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By Booooolette - 22/06/2016 04:27 - France - Beauvais

Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML

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The name of that old man?

By thisblows - 11/04/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML

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By marie - 02/12/2020 23:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after a stressful day at work, I just wanted to go home and play video games. And then I broke my thumb. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2015 11:03 - United States - Rochester

Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML

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By fmlmao - 28/01/2017 12:00

Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML

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By nico - 01/07/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML

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YurTriniFantasy 1

Friday 24 June 2011 23:52

FYL OP i feel bad for you but i hope yu heal up quickly and go back to hockey :)

ATLforever7 6

Friday 24 June 2011 23:57

And yet the pros are making millions of dollars... Not bad for out of work figure skaters.

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detective_oreo 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 3:17

that doesnt represent the real fans...that only represent the fags of vancity!

detective_oreo 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 3:19

that doesnt represent the real fans...im from vancouver too and i just wanted to say that those guys who did that are posers

detective_oreo 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 3:22

umm why dont you go try playing you pussy? ill be happy body check you in the boards or headshot you at center ice

Zapzip2013 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 3:34

Odd, I happen to be in Canada for the week.

snail143 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 3:48

maybe that's a sign that you shouldn't play

plebeianFelix 5

Saturday 25 June 2011 3:50

walk it off?

suprmidgt 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 3:59

Wow! Defensive much? 6'8" 180lbs? That what's we call a beanpole. Im sure they dont hold back either. That's awesome you love hockey, I do too. You should lighten up. You have a heart attack at a young age getting that upset about some asshole on FML.

alex_buhse 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 4:07

aww hockey is beqsr

Laura13LHM 6

Saturday 25 June 2011 4:08

that really sucks...... hope u get better :)

lilhardrocker 2

Saturday 25 June 2011 4:10

it seems the op has a bad case of hypocondriac

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