Today, I had my first hockey game after being out with a shoulder injury. I ended up cracking my tail bone. FML
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Today, I fell and fractured my tailbone. I just healed from my last tailbone fracture 4 weeks ago. FML
Today, I had my first ice skating lesson. I had to wait five years for a rink to open in my town, two weeks for my lessons to begin, but only ten minutes to fall and hit my tailbone so hard that I can't walk. FML
Today, I had my first game ever as an ice hockey goalie. Our team didn't have a goalie helmet, so they gave me a regular one which didn't cover me completely. I was worried about it and told my coach, but he said I would be fine. I then took a puck to the throat that sent me to hospital. FML
Today, after spending the day at work avoiding all hard manual tasks that may harm me, I had a table dropped on my foot. I broke my toe, split my nail and had to get a tetanus shot. I was avoiding injury as I was supposed to be performing in a figure skating exhibition this evening. FML
Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML
Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML
Today, after a stressful day at work, I just wanted to go home and play video games. And then I broke my thumb. FML
Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML
Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML
Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML
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YurTriniFantasy 1
FYL OP i feel bad for you but i hope yu heal up quickly and go back to hockey :)
ATLforever7 6
And yet the pros are making millions of dollars... Not bad for out of work figure skaters.
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Comments (214)
ThorneCrossed 9
I suggest not breaking and/or cracking bones. it's dangerous, you silly goose
dancer821 3
maybe hockeys not your sport
rocketeer_97 1
57- I didnt mind your comments till I read "Americans are all the same" Not ALL americans care about hockey & not ALL are fat ! Absolutely stereotypical. Would you like people to say, "Oh yeah, canadians say 'eh' all the time. All canadians are all the same." Get your hockey puck out of your ass & calm the **** down. Like Kay said above me, it is really obvious Boners is joking.
dreamering 16
LOL, WTF Actually, there are people living in Antarctica you fucktards.
guitarcrzyy4me 0
I've done that and it's not comfortable at all.I jumped off my house into my pool and landed on my ass breaking my tailbone. it hurt like hell just to go up the ladder
Blue87 4
that must have hurt. right?
luneth27 0
so hockey's not your thing huh?
legion2020 0
hockey's just not your game man
Rane_Jade23 0
Bahahah, that's funny (:
iAmScrubs 19
There are too many people on FML who take offense to things. Every1luvsbonera recently made a joke on an FML that included someone dying and there were swarms of idiots saying "now isn't the time for jokes". Everyone who is getting defensive on this comment should ask themselves why they even came to this website. If you can't learn to take a joke, you are better off exiling yourself in a cave high on Mount Everest.