Today, I had my first hockey game after being out with a shoulder injury. I ended up cracking my tail bone. FML
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Today, I fell and fractured my tailbone. I just healed from my last tailbone fracture 4 weeks ago. FML
Today, I had my first ice skating lesson. I had to wait five years for a rink to open in my town, two weeks for my lessons to begin, but only ten minutes to fall and hit my tailbone so hard that I can't walk. FML
Today, I had my first game ever as an ice hockey goalie. Our team didn't have a goalie helmet, so they gave me a regular one which didn't cover me completely. I was worried about it and told my coach, but he said I would be fine. I then took a puck to the throat that sent me to hospital. FML
Today, after spending the day at work avoiding all hard manual tasks that may harm me, I had a table dropped on my foot. I broke my toe, split my nail and had to get a tetanus shot. I was avoiding injury as I was supposed to be performing in a figure skating exhibition this evening. FML
Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML
Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML
Today, after a stressful day at work, I just wanted to go home and play video games. And then I broke my thumb. FML
Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML
Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML
Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML
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YurTriniFantasy 1
FYL OP i feel bad for you but i hope yu heal up quickly and go back to hockey :)
ATLforever7 6
And yet the pros are making millions of dollars... Not bad for out of work figure skaters.
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Comments (214)
SilentTreatment 7
Well what doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger!! Oh... and BTW, drink more milk, lol.
winfieldALJD 6
that's the worst bone to do ANYTHING to!
athena3100 9
Lol when i broke my wrist my dad came in the room with ducttape and insisted that i wrap it in that...
NYkid2K8 5
Looks like its time to find a new sport.
all4pooh 4
Your just not having any good luck are you
athena3100 9
Ive done that... It still hurts, 2 years later :(. well i hope you heal soon!
lindseyluvszac 4
You have angered the gods, now you are cursed with sucking completely at hockey. Way to go. FYL OP!
Bigdanish9785 3
fyl thats happened to me b4..shit hurts
froufrou7 3
ta yeule calisse.
kewlaidman10 15
Karma is a bitch
RandomChickXD 0
yeah and a pain in the ass...