Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML
Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were both at home, sick. We decided to make the best of it and spent the day in bed together. Things got a little steamy, and we started making out. As I started kissing her neck, I got nauseous. Before I could pull away, I threw up all over her. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML
Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house with a few people. I drank too much wine and later when everyone else had left I gave him head, deepthroating a little too enthusiastically, and puked all over his cock and bedsheets. Turns out, washing vomit out of your pubes kills the mood somewhat. FML
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Dr_Phil 0
I think that's called a "Roman Shower". And that's gross.
genius_man16 0
twice? dear lord, i don't want to know the circumstances
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Comments (99)
GMG1994 0
It's called burgle, 2 girls 1 cup is involved with shit, dumbfuck.
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
103 who gives a ****
minidonut54 0
103 they puke on each other and IN their mouths dumbfuck.
hehehahAho 0
this never happened
Idkwhatmynameis 0
Sharing is caring.(:
reptileguy1296 0
that's what I thought....
Mini_Pedobear 0
1 couple 1 flu
jdot25 0
Japanese puke fetish
BloodyMary666 24
Sounds like a nasty ****.
yusheng029 3
Oral ejaculation