Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control...

By Toomuchisoutofcontrol - 21/01/2017 08:00

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML

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You deserved it 1 001

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RinoaHeartilly 36

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Saturday 21 January 2017 9:55

Turns out that the person going down on someone knows better how far they can go than the person receiving. He deserves the pukey lap, but you didn't deserve any of that.

Seabass_Chan 33

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Saturday 21 January 2017 10:16

Or her boyfriend could just... let her go at her own pace? Clearly she knows what she's doing. Don't be fooled by porn fellas, just grabbing her hair and ramming it down her throat is NOT going to have a "happy ending."

The_25th_Baam 3

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Saturday 21 January 2017 8:17

Atleast he knows that you should control your own body now? I'm sorry OP, I don't know what to say about this except FYL

RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 21 January 2017 8:40

That doesn't sound like a very happy ending.

Starlight8 14

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Saturday 21 January 2017 9:15

I hate it when a guy do that. Sometimes I wanna shove an banana in their mouth just see how they feel...

Savreth 12

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Sunday 22 January 2017 18:16

I've done this to my boyfriend. he gagged. it was satisfying.

Gladriele 3

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Saturday 21 January 2017 9:20

Practice deep throat :)

Seabass_Chan 33

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Saturday 21 January 2017 10:16

Ramisme 12

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Wednesday 25 January 2017 0:29

if he felt the need to do something, she obviously didn't know what she was doing. ladies, fucking listen to your man. you aren't all blowjob pros. he knows what he wants better than you do. tbh it's still kind of a dick move to do what he did, but it's really not that big of a deal.

ChopSuey444 20

Sunday 22 January 2017 4:44

Practice not forcibly choking people

RinoaHeartilly 36

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Saturday 21 January 2017 9:55

Turns out that the person going down on someone knows better how far they can go than the person receiving. He deserves the pukey lap, but you didn't deserve any of that.

saffy66 34

Saturday 21 January 2017 10:49

And that, gentlemen, is why you should NEVER hold her head.

RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 21 January 2017 17:23

Not never, but with her agreement. Eye contact was key to keeping it fun.

ChristinePi 36

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Saturday 21 January 2017 13:10

Don't do that unless she gives you the OK ahead of time. Even when she agrees it's a smart idea for you two to come up with a signal of sorts in case she reaches her limit. I can't imagine having barf on your genitals feels good.

stormy0307 16

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Saturday 21 January 2017 16:26

That's what my Fiancee and I do. She enjoys it when I take control, but we have a hand signal that shows she has reached her limit and needs a break. Because of that, we've never had a problem.