By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 06:44 - United States
Today, I drove 45 min from my college to surprise my girlfriend with roses after she got off work. She responded by taking the roses, dumping them in her back seat, and speeding off because she couldn't miss Survivor. FML
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^ I know right. I also hated how Coach bs'd the whole "honor ad integrity" shit. It's impossible to win the game without backstabbing at least one person. He ended up backstabbing like 10.

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  Isaac_The_Man  |  0

I tried to take my parents out last night, when we sat down she heard people talk about it being on tonight. She left me the bill and an expensive bottle of wine...

By  ashbby27  |  3

Ha. I did that for my boyfriend once. I drove 3 hours home to see him only for him to tell me he would rather see his friends and would not see me.

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  flockz  |  19

i hate it when someone gives me an ungrateful go. people say i play Monopoly too much. but you know what i say? if i go around an entire block, then i expect my $200 when i turn the Go corner. if someone doesn't give me my money, they need to go to jail, which is why i have 911 on speed dial. they should be more grateful that i don't sue them for all they're worth.