Love: Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned...

By UnluckyArtist - 14/09/2009 18:54 - United States

Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned "anti-cards", or cards for unusual or bad occasions. My girlfriend decided to make a "break-up" card, and I helped her write the poem inside it. After class, she gave it to me. FML

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By bad poet - 02/12/2013 01:57 - United States - Millerton

Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML

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Today, I asked my friend to hand in my homework for me since I have tonsillitis. She thought it would be funny to draw a big heart on it with my teacher's name inside, which she then handed in. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 12:00

Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML

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tingting1 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:10

aw that's sad... but you didn't at all realize it had any connection to you???

a1c1od21do 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:08

your girlfriend sounds like a bit*h

Comments

null_fml 11

Monday 14 September 2009 23:15

You didn't see this coming when she decided a break-up was the best situation for the card? I have to assume at least a LITTLE discussion followed that decision. You poor, trusting bastard.

OhhxGoshhxAri 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:15

Honestly? You really didn't see that one coming? Couldn't you take a hint?

hairytoenails 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:17

ydi for having a shrine in your toilet which is in your closet dedicated to paris hilton's hairy toenails!!

Witchcraft_fml 4

Monday 14 September 2009 23:18

YDI for having an idiotic art teacher.

rukusrazor 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:20

You seems to have a theme going....

rukusrazor 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:23

D'oh! That was supposed to be attached to #14

JenDanielle917 13

Sunday 9 October 2011 1:22

D'oh?

hairytoenails 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:29

«ur p0!n+ ru(u$r@z0r?»

someguy945 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:33

What was the poem? There was a pretty good one a few FMLs down.

Weil 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:40

This was too obvious. You should have seen it coming when she wanted to make a break-up card.

Calaura9 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 0:17

Did she give it t you as it was intended for the occasion or did she give it to you as a memory keepsake? Because if its the former, your ex is bad-ass.