Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned "anti-cards", or cards for unusual or bad occasions. My girlfriend decided to make a "break-up" card, and I helped her write the poem inside it. After class, she gave it to me. FML
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Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
Today, we wrote Valentine's Day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurts to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Today, I asked my friend to hand in my homework for me since I have tonsillitis. She thought it would be funny to draw a big heart on it with my teacher's name inside, which she then handed in. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
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tingting1 0
aw that's sad... but you didn't at all realize it had any connection to you???
a1c1od21do 0
your girlfriend sounds like a bit*h
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Comments (55)
RigChan 0
That was kind of dense of you though. :x
Chuck1229 0
Hmm, let me guess...it was something like 'Roses are red, Violets are blue. Hey Mr. Clueless, We're f***ing through!' YDI for being clueless.
annalysse 8
hahaha i loled at this comment
nm22395 0
your a f*cking tool for not seeing that coming
some_girl9 8
YDI. Tool.
ImDaBoss 0
haha 53 epic. Just epic.
Spider123456789 6
you didnt see that coming?
Clubkicker_fml 0
Oh come on! You had to see it coming.
ilovera 7
Look on the bright side, the bitch is getting a Gail for the assignment since she didnt turn it in
str1kepa1n 16
How did you not see that coming?
rastapasta 11
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Delete my number. It's not me, it's you.