By smoochie - 01/08/2009 21:37

Today, I was holding my baby daughter during a checkup. To reassure her, I was kissing the back of her head while the Dr. was checking her hearing. After a few minutes, I realized the Dr. had put his hand to steady her head. I was kissing his hand. FML
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Wouldn't you feel the roughness of his hand or something?

I love how accidentally kissing a guy's hand makes you gay, even if you're not attracted to other men Besides the OP could be a woman for all we know. Why have we assumed he's a man?

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I love how accidentally kissing a guy's hand makes you gay, even if you're not attracted to other men Besides the OP could be a woman for all we know. Why have we assumed he's a man?

actually, I assumed it was a woman at first but we don't know

I assumed it was a man and it says his so I would think it's a man

No, prettipinkchic; they were wondering if the parent was male/female.. not the doctor, who, as you pointed out, is obviously male ("his").

Wait. How do you not notice the Doctor's big hairy / wrinkly hand?

I kissed a hand and I liked it, than a baby got involved ;) lololololol I love lollie things

I think it is more likely to be a female...

I was moderating before and it had this FML except the last line said "I'm a dad." so yeah, OP is a man.

pretty your an idiot, he said his as in the doctor's hand, the doctor was a guy, we know that much but i really think the OP is a woman.

if you want to insult someone, at least use proper grammar. you're* an idiot.

Just to settle this, I moderated ths one on my iPhone and and the end it originally said and I'm a man.

I assume that the OP is female because i think A mother would calm her child by kissing her hand. Its more motherly..

I like how the person above you answered the question and you STILL had to put you're lame ass, incorrect, opinion about the situation. Idiot. The OP wasn't trying to kiss the baby's hand, either. Reading comprehension can you PLEASE get you some?

If the doctor's hand IS NOT hairy and wrinkly. You know people in their 20s and 30s are doctors,right? my brother who is a doctor is 28,not old,not wrinkly and has no obvious body hair

That's bulls**t. And OP wanted to kiss the baby's HEAD not hand

His as in the doctor is a guy not the OP.

Stupid! ...I'm sorry, it's just a knee-jerk response to anyone shouting their number, especially as the number gets lower. But seriously, don't.

callmehunter is a fucking queer bag

suck my big hairy nuts beyatch

saying that just proves you're a gay fucktard

callmehunter is my hero (insert high five)

@33, I was about to say that.

129 do not insert the highfive into his anus...it makes me uncomortable

This whole damn comment/thread was just a fail.

Hahaha, that's hilarious

Wouldn't you feel the roughness of his hand or something?

maybe her kid was a baby and was bald?? either that or the doctors hand was hairyyy. euww.

Perhaps the doctors hands were really soft?

My thoughts exactly. This FML sucks. Come on moderating staff...

Sometimes (not saying all the time, but sometimes) it is really hard to find good FMLs that live up to everyones standards. Most of the time good FMLs have one of two problems... 1)They don't start with Today or end with Fml (which would get taken down right after they get posted) or 2) They have a lot of spelling mistakes (typos whatever) or grammatical errors (which face it we all know that at least 70% of the commenters would call the OP an idiot for making a spelling/grammatical mistake) So it's either you get this or nothing. I'm not saying that this is the case all of the time, I've seen a lot of good FMLs that never get posted for reasons unknown to me.

This is a MLIA in my opinion. :U

lame FML, howd this get past the screening process? musta been a fluke

Couldn't agree more

aww haha! awkwardd

Whoops. That's just an honest mistake though, I'm sure the doctor would understand.