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Show it anywayI love how accidentally kissing a guy's hand makes you gay, even if you're not attracted to other men Besides the OP could be a woman for all we know. Why have we assumed he's a man?
actually, I assumed it was a woman at first but we don't know
I kissed a hand and I liked it, than a baby got involved ;) lololololol I love lollie things
I think it is more likely to be a female...
I was moderating before and it had this FML except the last line said "I'm a dad." so yeah, OP is a man.
pretty your an idiot, he said his as in the doctor's hand, the doctor was a guy, we know that much but i really think the OP is a woman.
Just to settle this, I moderated ths one on my iPhone and and the end it originally said and I'm a man.
I assume that the OP is female because i think A mother would calm her child by kissing her hand. Its more motherly..
That's bulls**t. And OP wanted to kiss the baby's HEAD not hand
His as in the doctor is a guy not the OP.
Stupid! ...I'm sorry, it's just a knee-jerk response to anyone shouting their number, especially as the number gets lower. But seriously, don't.
callmehunter is a ******* queer bag
saying that just proves you're a gay fucktard
callmehunter is my hero (insert high five)
@33, I was about to say that.
This whole damn comment/thread was just a fail.
Hahaha, that's hilarious
Wouldn't you feel the roughness of his hand or something?
Perhaps the doctors hands were really soft?
lame.
Sometimes (not saying all the time, but sometimes) it is really hard to find good FMLs that live up to everyones standards. Most of the time good FMLs have one of two problems... 1)They don't start with Today or end with Fml (which would get taken down right after they get posted) or 2) They have a lot of spelling mistakes (typos whatever) or grammatical errors (which face it we all know that at least 70% of the commenters would call the OP an idiot for making a spelling/grammatical mistake) So it's either you get this or nothing. I'm not saying that this is the case all of the time, I've seen a lot of good FMLs that never get posted for reasons unknown to me.
Oh, ew.
This is a MLIA in my opinion. :U
lame FML, howd this get past the screening process? musta been a fluke
Whoops. That's just an honest mistake though, I'm sure the doctor would understand.
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Wouldn't you feel the roughness of his hand or something?
I love how accidentally kissing a guy's hand makes you gay, even if you're not attracted to other men Besides the OP could be a woman for all we know. Why have we assumed he's a man?