Today, I had an admissions interview at my dream college. I spent hours practicing questions and picking the perfect outfit. It was not until after the interview that I realized I'd scratched a pimple while waiting, and my forehead had been smeared with blood the entire time. FML
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Today, I had a job interview. The night before, I'd noticed a small pimple forming on my chin and did everything I could to make it go away. During the interview, I couldn’t focus on anything except the giant pimple that had sprouted on my forehead. I spent the entire time trying to keep my fringe in front of it. FML
Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview, then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, only to see that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML
Today, I managed to have 17 different nosebleeds throughout the most important job interview of my life. I managed to bleed all over my own suit, my résumé, the carpet, and the corridor leading to the bathroom. FML
Today, I had a job interview, for which I spent hours preparing. My interviewer was nothing more than a pimple-faced teen, and after only two minutes of reviewing my qualifications, he lost interest and started asking such questions as which Hogwarts house is my favorite. FML
Today, my mom kissed me goodbye before I went to a big job interview. I got weird looks on the way there, but I figured it was just because I look like a massive douche in formal wear. Turns out my mom had smeared lipstick all over my chin. The person who finally let me know was my interviewer. FML
Today I went to a much-anticipated job interview. I've been out of work for a month and I really need and wanted this job. I then realized that yesterday's hike was not a good idea when a tick crawled across my forehead in the middle of the interview. FML
Today, I had a job interview and things were going really well until I noticed the woman interviewing me staring at the inside of my elbow. I am recovering from a poison sumac rash, and each spot looks like a puncture wound from a syringe. I was dismissed before the interview was over. FML
Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML
Today, I had what I thought would be an important (and formal) interview. Not only did I turn up completely overdressed, the man who was interviewing me arrived 30 minutes late. To top it all off, I was so distracted by his mysterious total lack of eyebrows that I forgot everything I had to say. FML
Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML
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takrushi 4
Well, bloody hell.
norge83 8
SIMBA
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Comments (67)
xgetxbentx 13
Well I doubt a bloody pimple is going to make you look THAT bad, and considering they didn't say anything, they either didn't notice or understood that it happens. Just rember next time to bring a compact mirror so you can take a quick peek next time to make sure.
madamazinDana45 6
Yikes I'm surprised u didn't feel that.
skynerd57 0
Shut up and post a real comment.
jcmjr 4
Tampax anyone? Lol
EmmyBabe_fml 0
.... just stop.
IOmnomHard 10
This reminds me of the FML where a girl picked something on her chin thinking it was food before a job interview, and then realized it was a pimple after the interview when she saw the blood smeared on her face.
elmo_08 0
I HATE it when that happens!!! It's alright, your not alone. When I'm at school an I just randomly scratch my forehead it happens to me too!! Don't be embarrassed, it probably happened to your interviewer too when they were younge
tzhiting93 3
Hey I'm sure they won't reject you because of a pimple so cheer up!
TheNewGuy03 29
Just tell them you got into a *really* intense pillow fight. |the kid|
ChickInGreenVans 12
Eeuw!!
LittleDevil01 4
Well they shoulda goddamn told you...or not...