By LaurenB - United States - Epping
Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML
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40-It's compeltely baffling how much you are missing the point. They said you need to get a sense of humor BECAUSE you were pointing out that it isn't funny. Because obviously, a lot of people did find it funny.

Do you get it now? I hope for your sake that you do.


Nobody is stopping you from stating your opinion dumbass. Just like you have a right to say that her comment isn't funny, I have a right to say that you are probably one of the most dense human beings I've come across in a while.

So go ahead and state it. But we don't have to agree with it, and we can sure as hell thumb you down for it.

  bunniex1  |  11

Google ghostbusters and I'm sure an explanation will be there. In the event your to lazy to google ghostbusters I'll tell you that it's a movie about guys catching ghosts.

  truth_spitta  |  0

Reddawn I hope sincerely once again you are joking this is the second time in two days I have face palmed at your comment..and why is your name reddawn if you havent seen that many older movies?

  p3mguin  |  7

He didn't see one movie, ONE! It's ghostbusters, it's a movie, not something everybody saw in the country. You are face palming because somebody hasn't seen a movie. IM DONE

  Roflsauruz  |  12

^ 76,

I doubt it would hurt as much if OP was THAT high on painkillers.

But she might've said: "Owwww, teehee! o:"

[Opiates are baaaad, bad things. :)..]

  olpally  |  32

14- holy run-on sentence batman! use punctuation.
16- you're* and it's nose, not noise... Good lord...
There, I just saved the grammar nazis' a lot of work... Damn... Lol

  Zombiegore420  |  0

Lol fuckhead, your cute. K so liek since ur to stupid to understand this fml i'll break it down for you (:. Because he got scared and screamed ur liek mouth opens when u scream, so liek that kinda bursted a stitch in his mouth from teh mouth surgery he just got. Lol n00b.

  TheArchAngel  |  8

38- u shuld liek let go of that liek dumb valley girl accent liek its really annoying and liek so are u. And your comments are liek totally not liek funny at all.

Must I throw a dictionary at your head?

  LittleAkuma  |  2

Maybe he/she thought the vibrations could....
Yeah still doesn't make sense, but to answer your question it was most likely the movement. Just a guess though (I forgot their number so I am just going to say person that made the comment we are commenting on.)

  Opheliac73  |  8

7, if I saw a ghost then I wouldn't hang around for a minute inspecting it and contemplating whether or not it was a legit ghost. I'd scream like a little girl before the tissue killed me.