Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
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LostAndNotFound 0
lmao. SOMEONE can't handle their nitrous oxide. i'd hate to see you under the influence of truth serum.
Rekabeck 7
Damn... did it last the entire session? Bloody hell, must have been a pretty long history if it did... that would be awesome :D
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iheartscooter 0
Damn I'm getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth pulled on Friday. I wonder of anything interesting will happen to me!!!! Haha.
laughingwillow 4
after having my teeth pulled i babbled to my mom in response to her saying it was "so quick" something about how that's good cuz that doesn't give the doctor any time to rape or molest me. my grandfather took me to get the remaining teeth pulled and i was terrified i'd say something weird to him too, but i didn't.
kfnnnp 0
I dunno about you, but i find it difficult to speak while someone has his/her hands in my mouth, pulling out teeth.
Max_Glycine 0
Definitely not fake. There's plenty of downtime during a dentist operation, during which he's washing/sterilizing instruments and other things. Plus the anesthetic usually lasts a lot longer than the operation itself. I had to have a supernumerary tooth removed a few years back and they gave me laughing gas for it... yeah that stuff makes you reaaaaally talkative.
andelizastrin 0
@ #100 (Tehalon), I live in the states, and I had all four of mine taken out at the same time. I just had to eat soft foods like applesauce, jello, and macaroni and cheese for the next few days. No biggie. So either OP lives in the states, or in another country where all four can be taken at once? So probably not fake. At least not that part, anyway. When I had mine taken out, I got the laughing gas AND an IV in my arm with more stuff to knock me out. I remember telling the nurses "I don't know, I don't feel sleepy or anything yet," and then next thing I know, I'm waking up from the surgery. I was completely out of it for like, a week after. I have no idea if I said anything to the doctor, but if I did, it wasn't anything to get me into trouble, so I don't really care lol :)
sdr_fml 0
HMMMM where have I heard this one before?
slamminalex1 0
I got all 4 taken out yesterday. No big deal I was but to sleep and got novacaine and woke up with my tongue out and I didn't even know it. It was out for a good 2 hours. As far as I know I didn't say anything except for that i was a JR in high school and I have finals coming up.
everydayisFML 0
#127 made my day LMAO
moose91894 0
I had to get my teeth pulled while I was awake, (They weren't wisdom teeth so probably not as painful) that sucks
Smuckers 0
Wow... not looking forward to getting my teeth pulled... hahah.