Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
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LostAndNotFound 0
lmao. SOMEONE can't handle their nitrous oxide. i'd hate to see you under the influence of truth serum.
Rekabeck 7
Damn... did it last the entire session? Bloody hell, must have been a pretty long history if it did... that would be awesome :D
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whomajigi 0
Embarrassing for you, but don't worry. I'm sure he gets stuff like that all the time.
coffee_addict 0
"proceeded" hehhh
Ilovelife07 0
if there is one more fml with "proceeded" in it, I may punt a small animal
rukusrazor 0
Same happened to me, but I had put my hand down my own pants.. and remember them (woman and man) giggling and trying to pull my hand out. Of course I didn't remember until 8 hours later when the haze started clearing. How embarrassing.
Dhamy 0
Oh my gosh! I'm getting an operation in a couple months, and I'm scared of something like this happening! D:
plexico 4
You're lucky you didn't end up with the dentist's dick in your mouth! Or maybe he counted on you forgetting and got a free BJ + his professional fee. Win-win!
cselby 0
Not fake. I was under laughing gas once and I was singing a nickelback song the whole time.
CandyApple 0
"Today, I was taking some girl's wisdom teeth out. She started to babble about drugs and her sex life. The one about Stuart and the Coke bottle was batfuck insane. I had nightmares after, actually. FML."
amoeba00 0
Haha, I got mine out about 8 or 9 years ago and, apparently I was screaming and yelling very loudly the whole time, like I was in severe pain. The dentist had to stop for a little while during the surgery, and convince my mom and a couple of other patients in the waiting room that I really was not in pain, and was fully numbed....it was just the anesthesia messing with my subconscious. He even put in extra novocaine to be absolutely certain. I then softly cried the whole way home, and proceeded to pass out for about 15 hours. My mouth stayed numb the whole time I was passed out, beacuse of all the novocaine they gave me. I don't remember any of this happening, and don't remember there being any pain at all. The Darvon they gave me for pain afterwards made me sleep very heavily and have strange hallucinogenic dreams too. All in all, an interesting life experience!
exile529 0
haha, Great Job!