Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
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LostAndNotFound 0
lmao. SOMEONE can't handle their nitrous oxide. i'd hate to see you under the influence of truth serum.
Rekabeck 7
Damn... did it last the entire session? Bloody hell, must have been a pretty long history if it did... that would be awesome :D
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shelbeee 0
I heard about my brother's story... he walked out after the surgery and went to my mother and said "... why are we in the basement, mom?" and like, thought he was home. Then he said a lot of random stuff.
seayjoel 0
Evidently about 7,161 people that voted for YDI don't understand what Anesthesia is. That aside pretty funny
burtonboard97 0
okay, i have been under anesteshia (spelling) before. I have never made any stupid comments like someone injected me with truth serum. i think this is a dream, an exaggeration, or a fake.
manoverboard 0
I JUST had that happen to me, actually (not the story part though xD). But I don't even remember them putting me to sleep...? Unless the dentist told you after you woke up, then that makes more sense. But didn't he take out your teeth WHILE you were asleep? Unless you told a REALLY short story...
meganjoanne 0
Whatever when i got mine pulled out I kept telling them that I was going to die and that I wanted to be cremated.
rakhil11 7
OMG XD!!!
Korynn 0
YDI for making this up :D Even if you didn't use general anesthesia, your mouth would be too numb and full of gauze/stitches/blood for anyone to understand you. ^.^
volleyballgirl16 0
So what did he say
AudreyKHepburn 0
Oh my God. I did something similar to that when I got my tonsils out. Not as bad though thank God. I just told the surgeons I loved them. Phew.
Ellowise_fml 0
You did that while he had his hands in your mouth cutting you open as you were heavily drugged?? I couldn't talk the whole day after ;) That's talent.