By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:56 - United States

Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
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LostAndNotFound 0

lmao. SOMEONE can't handle their nitrous oxide. i'd hate to see you under the influence of truth serum.

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Rekabeck 7

Damn... did it last the entire session? Bloody hell, must have been a pretty long history if it did... that would be awesome :D

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life_is_life 0

lol dont worry i bet the dentist enjoyed it

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fallchild007 0

Talking while getting teeth pulled? That takes skill.

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callargh 0

You're not normally put under for wisdom teeth extraction? FML

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ertw 0

my sister hit on her dentist when she was under anesthesia

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Ryu148 0

@#6: "Also, most oral surgeons use general anesthesia instead of local. Which means you would be unconscious." When I got my wisdom teeth out (all four), I was not under general. I was doped up like hell on a combination of valium and nitrous oxide, and drifting in and out of consciousness, but I wasn't unconscious the whole time. Also, this could have happened while waiting for the drugs to take effect, before the surgery started but well into the wooziness.

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hellFighter 0

it also means that even if you said it, they would be used to hearing stuff like that

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xHaniffax 0

Why did you "proceed" to tell him? You told him. End of.

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capnpaco 0

Yeah this can obviously happen. One popular medication is called "Versed"(spelling?) which makes you forget most of what happens but you still have flashes of memory. The nurse at the office where I had the surgery was smoking hot, I assume that every male patient makes retarded efforts to hit on her while under the influence. This has been confirmed by a few acquaintances who have had surgery at the same place. In any case it is funny to read an "FML" about an experience (i.e, saying stupid things) that I had assumed happened to everyone who ever had wisdom teeth removed, and even funnier reading people denying that it could happen.

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bbimbadnews 0

uhm, yea, i echo 146--everyone is aware of the fact that being "put under" in many different ways/methods results in most people talking nonsense. so yea, while they could be lying, its a real occurrence. i have no idea what i said when i was going under or waking up...but the nurse said that i "cursed like a sailor" and my mom looked annoyed. ah well. the surgeon has seen it all before.

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