Animals: Today, my dog vomited a writhing mass of maggots. It was the...

By wormsmeat - 17/09/2015 21:08 - Canada - Kingston

Today, my dog vomited a writhing mass of maggots. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever smelled, and I was baffled as to where she found a maggot infested dead thing to eat. Baffled, until my mom reminded me that my cat has been missing, presumed dead, for over a week. FML

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By Tom - 15/06/2009 10:07 - Israel

Today, I was woken up by a funky smell. My dog had eaten a dead bird and thrown up all over my bed and floor. At 4 o'clock in the morning I had to clean up regurgitated bits of bird, feathers, blood and dog food. The smell still hasn't gone away. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 21:49 - Australia

Today, my cat vomited violently. I can smell it but I can't find it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2016 14:26 - Italy - Bologna

Today, my dog apparently vomited straight down a heating vent while I was out. The stench was so bad that when I got home and the smell hit me, I threw up too. Looks like I'll be spending a few days with my mother as the house airs out. FML

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By maggotsinmycarpet - 12/07/2010 20:56 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML

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By good_gravy - 20/02/2012 19:39 - United States

Today, my dog threw up on my bed while I was sleeping. I lost an hour of the day washing the vomit out with a rag, and my garbage disposal jammed on whatever otherworldly things my dog ate the day before. I had to dig it out by hand. FML

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By tannarox - 28/01/2012 15:46 - United States

Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML

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Roadkill

By Anonymous - 11/05/2021 16:58 - United States

Today, I saw maggots dropping from beneath my car. I looked under, to see a rotting paw dangling from my engine. That would explain the smell. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2013 00:54 - United States

Today, I noticed my dog chewing on something while on the couch. It looked like a wash rag of some sort, so I grabbed it from my dog. It wasn't until after I picked it up that I noticed it wasn't a wash rag. It was a small, dead bird. FML

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By catstew - 02/10/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML

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Monday morning sucks

By Linds - 28/06/2021 14:01

Today, I came home to find that maggots had taken over my garbage can this weekend. We weren't home to catch it, and I didn't use the garbage this morning. On top of that, I hadn't had my caffeine for the day because I ran out and forgot. FML

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Friday 18 September 2015 10:26

This is one of the saddest and most disgusting things I've read on this site. I'm sorry and FYL, OP.

exoticDeath 20

Friday 18 September 2015 10:32

Sorry for your loss but you might want to take your pet to the vet ASAP before you lose another :/ good luck op!

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ilKio 15

Friday 18 September 2015 10:26

Sorry for your loss OP.

chill99 15

Friday 18 September 2015 10:26

This is one of the saddest and most disgusting things I've read on this site. I'm sorry and FYL, OP.

AkashaSC2 11

Friday 18 September 2015 10:32

Totally agreed.

lexiieeex3 32

Monday 21 September 2015 8:52

I cringed reading this holy ****.

MDoremis 38

Friday 18 September 2015 10:29

Your poor kitty!

Pashazil 10

Friday 18 September 2015 10:30

That is so wrong on so many levels, holy shit.

exoticDeath 20

Friday 18 September 2015 10:32

Sorry for your loss but you might want to take your pet to the vet ASAP before you lose another :/ good luck op!

elektra2 16

Friday 18 September 2015 10:32

Oh my God, I am so sorry OP.

GrumpyGrinch 23

Friday 18 September 2015 10:32

Deworm the poor dog!

KaidensCrow 18

Sunday 20 September 2015 4:28

might want to demaggot him instead.....

MyUsernameisEpic 29

Friday 18 September 2015 10:35

This is one of those FMLS where you try to think of something witty to say, but you just retch and try to forget you ever read this. That is horrible, OP. I'm sorry for your cat.