Anonymous
How nice of them.
Today, I learned what my office nickname means. My nickname? Butterface. FML
Collection
College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
Sarnia, Canada
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Pita
United States
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Classy Broad
Today, I learned that my hair color is classified as "Buttered Toast". FML
hatemyboss
Canada
Today, I gave my boss a nickname. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately, "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML
brutality
Canada
Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognized me and started calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It appears I was known as "butch megan" by the entire office for 2 years. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I discovered everyone at work refers to me as 'The Man-Lady'. I work in a supermarket's beauty department. FML
Fork
Australia
Pleased to meet you, hope you forget my name
Today, it was my first day at a new workplace. During introductions, I nervously tripped over my words and introduced myself as "Fork." My real name is Frank. My coworkers thought it was too funny to correct. Looks like I’m stuck with "Fork" for the foreseeable future. FML
Shelly
United States
Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "Babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "Babe." FML
kaz89
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Hi, how are you?
Today, I overheard a conversation between a coworker and a new employee. The new girl was trying to get familiar with people's names, and she asked my coworker, "Which one is Heather?" He answered, "The annoying one." She said, "Oh, that's Heather." I'm Heather. FML
morgan_love11
United States
Today, I found out my sister has a nickname for me due to my recent breakouts. It's "Volcano Face." FML
Top comments
E2dav 5
That's a really sexist, rude nickname. It's also not normal for adults in the workplace to be speaking about colleagues like that. Find out who started it.
DestinedforHell 16
‘She has a sexy body but her face.’
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Comments (15)
EmmaMK 35
What does that mean???
DestinedforHell 16
‘She has a sexy body but her face.’
Ambrily 27
Nice body, horrible face
EmmaMK 35
Ha ha... thank you
ahabsfan 17
Can you include a picture? Something from behind or shoulders down should work. Thanks.
Ashamed_Sister 60
You sound like someone who engages in disaster tourism.
ahabsfan 17
You sound like someone who is used to hearing the nickname butterface when you walk by.
RichardPencil 32
Someone who engages in disaster tourism would request a full-face close-up. He's clearly cherry-picking, so to speak.
RichardPencil 32
At least you've got a great body! You can always use plastic surgery or lots of makeup to get an acceptable face. And then you're in business!
E2dav 5
That's a really sexist, rude nickname. It's also not normal for adults in the workplace to be speaking about colleagues like that. Find out who started it.
kfchicken 31
rude yes, sexiest not really.
E2dav 5
defs sexist unfortunately...a phrase dedicated to describing a woman whose face men dont think is hot enough for their standards
Dodge4x4Ram 46
Everything is hot but her face is what it means.
BurnInDemonFire 39
I will now give you the nickname George Costanza never had - you are hereby officially nicknamed "T-Bone", and if anyone has a problem with it, tell them to come speak to me.
Kyrstin Budd 12
You should absolutely take that to HR if it bothers you. Giving you a degrading nickname that comments on your appearance is harassment.